Anonymous
Slippery Rock, United States
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
rune breaker
Unfair!
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Peepants
Huntsville, United States
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
1DisGR8
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
AcademicAdvisor
Boston, United States
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
1DisGR8
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Top comments
olpally 33
Sounds like urine for a long day op. FYL.
The_Big_Boss 20
Well.. Did it atleast cure your hiccups?
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Comments (79)
Fitzinator1995 13
boo!
rgriff27 19
Surprise!
killmenow03 21
Terrible first comments like that piss me off
killmenow03 21
Dumb first comments like this piss me off..
StompinOnCrayons 15
Guys, don't scare OP, or we all know what will happen *coughcough* urination *coughcough*
cryssycakesx3 23
We'll have to utility down some newspaper
The_Big_Boss 20
Well.. Did it atleast cure your hiccups?
jazzy_123 20
probably. if she got scared enough to pee she probably got scared enough to get rid of the hiccups. sorry about that OP.
NeatNit 33
I would say probably not, based on the wording. The word 'instead' can't mean 'in addition'. Then again it's possible OP made a grammatical mistake.
ladypunk 8
Y'all take this business too seriously.
Rainhawk94 27
Wise words from cheese
cryssycakesx3 23
very gentlemanly cheese
jazzy_123 20
#23 my mistake. I misread the FML.
Supa15 8
But did the hiccups stop?
olpally 33
Sounds like urine for a long day op. FYL.
ashleyylove3 22
#4 was better. You lose.
ashleyylove3 22
That was meant for #5 -____- I lose.
olpally 33
Yep, you lost. Lol.
Sports_guy3 28
Fine the professer. that's not inn his job description.
AnOriginalName 19
What a piss-poor reaction. That must have put you in a pissy mood. A bit pissed off, perhaps? There. We have some piss puns, all out of the way. Can we all make some good puns now?
KawaiiCupcake 14
You pissing me off...
lex1459 38
Please see yourself out.
SweetJTBR 22
I read that as please pee yourself out. Heheheh. :P
AnOriginalName 19
Nah, #16. I'll shut up, but I'm staying. I like it here.
KawaiiCupcake 14
A better way to cure hiccups is to take a deep breath and hold it for few seconds. Do this many times until their gone. Or you can drink a lot of water and they go away. That's how I do it!!
lex1459 38
I think the last thing OP needed was more water in their system
DanielleinDC 34
I've always helped my hiccups by swallowing a packet of sugar. For some reason, it helps.
leonchen7498 12
But it doesnt help your diet
erict129 2
Just eat a spoonful of peanut butter
\ 28
Or just hold your breath for 20 seconds.
knoxxx 22
Anything that deprives your body of oxygen temporarily will work. It is believed hiccups are caused by too much oxygen in your digestive system, which causes your diaphragm to contract out of rhythm.
Ashley868 10
A teaspoon of vinegar helps too.
TwistedCherub1 15
My ag teacher in high school would offer me a dollar if I could hiccup again in 60 seconds. He almost always got to keep his money. Don't know why it worked, but he used it on anyone who had hiccups.
LilFlutter 10
What always works for me is holding my breath until I have swallowed three times (yes, the last time is hard to do).
BrookieAnn 19
Well.. that sucks
ninjuh_wingman 29
Does it now? I didn't realize.
\ 28
Brookie, what did we say about commenting on FMLs?
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Don't sweat it. No one I know can say they haven't pissed themselves at least once. Not counting as a baby.
graceinsheepwear 34
Luckily I still have the tally of times I pissed myself my mom started when I was born. Now, when I am startled or shit faced and I pee myself, I can quickly update my records.
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
I said not counting when people were babies. Like people perfectly capable of using the toilet that just didn't. Everyone's had a ******* accident whether or not they'll admit it.
graceinsheepwear 34
You sound just as grumpy as you look. Get a sense of humor, or at least get out of those soggy panties. You'll feel better.
Eleanor6141 11
....I can honestly say I've never actually peed myself past my "training years" I think it's just you ...
Kage01 4
Nope. Been close though a fair few times
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Y'all are so uptight. It's not like I live my life never using a toilet, but I did used to have an issue with holding my pee too long. I only ever actually peed myself twice after potty training which I was done with at a normal age. I was just trying to say it's not so big a deal and that embarrassing things do happen to the average person.
Makayla18_18 13
One time when I was really sick, I was puking and accidentally shit myself at the same time 0.o never peed myself though.
ShakenNotStirred 6
lulwot? You just got burned by a 55 year old, comment invalid.
Makayla18_18 13
Who is 55? And who's invalid ???
graceinsheepwear 34
Hey 47, I resemble that remark. And you're as young as you feel. Chronologically I am 55 but mentally I am somewhere between potty trained and 40.
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
#49 No hard feelings and all that, this is the internet after all. I was just trying to explain myself and came off butt hurt I realize this and am done after this comment. I didn't understand the first comment you made in this thread. Still don't. If you'd like to explain, that'd be cool. I apologize if I've done something wrong. Also, are you really 55? I assumed it was a fake age. Anyway, I wish you all the joy in the world and a wonderful day. :)
graceinsheepwear 34
51, It was just a joke, on.the fact that you specifically mentioned not counting peeing oneself as a baby. I joked that I had been counting since I WAS a baby. It was nothing personal. Yes I am 55. Why would it be a fake age? You think my generation doesn't use the internet? They invented it. I post my age in the hopes of blasting people's preconceived notions about age. No worries. Cheers!
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Oh, okay I just didn't get it. Because kids sometimes just put whatever age first comes to mind on their profile. Mostly on the sites that require 18+ to view certain pieces of content. Nothing against you or your generation, you go use that internet and use it proficiently!
StupidSauce 5
Think on the bright side! Atleast he didn't scare the shit out of you!
DanielleinDC 34
Dammit, #13, I was going to say that!
Enslaved 38
Kegels?