Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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Comments (201)
Rocky007 15
Give up the sex. Not that big a deal.
FMLoverAgain 7
Send him my way
BellaMarta 19
You could convince him to downsize...
Dracoboxer357 36
249- You'd be hard pressed to convince me to just "down-size". :p Op- "Here's the big knife, Honey. I'm thinking 2 inches off the top and about half it's thickness." Husband- O.o (I'm so ******....) Scary stuff. ;P
BellaMarta 19
Hahaha... that's funny. Wouldn't a guy be freaked out if he went to the doctor to make it bigger?
RedPillSucks 33
I bet if she talked about cutting it off WHILE they were having sex, it would instantly make him smaller.
KiddNYC1O 22
Is your husband Tiny or Wesley Pipes?
boobear90 3
Find some one diff?
japtap81 16
She's NOT talking about him being fat dude! His PENIS is too thick or long, possibly both! Learn to read!
mooshymuffin 4
Use more lube. Mystery solved
asktherunes 4
See a Doctor
grannygruber 6
Easy fix for that, get pregnant, once the baby slides out you won't have that problem anymore!
mommymonster 0
Why does everyone keep saying "if a baby can fit, so can your husband."? I'm guessing they've never actually had any kids. Passing a child is horrifically painful, especially without the epidural and 80% of women experience a vaginal tear. If sex felt like that to me, I'd be looking for other options, too! Lots of women have this same problem. You can try looking online for support groups and see how those women handled it. Good luck, hon!
japtap81 16
I have 3 kids, I DID NOT use an epidural or any kind of pain meds with any of them! It was not horrifically painful. It was painful but only the contractions. My last child I literally ripped from my ass PAST my clit! 15 stitches total. The stitches hurt more than the tear and the contractions.