Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, a good friend refuses to speak to me because she found out that I slept with her husband. It happened twelve years before they met. FML
Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML
Today, I was staying at a friend's, and I called my girlfriend in the morning to serenade her awake with a sweet song. My friend stared at me, then shook his head and said, "I suddenly understand why you got cheated on in the past." FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I slept with on our first date and bailed on me the next day is dating a friend of mine. In fact, they’re still together after sleeping together on the first date. Nice to know my vagina couldn’t make him stay with me. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
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a1_z9 10
Ha, bet he's been whining about being in the friendzone all that time! His fault for not growing up and asking you out the proper way.
mds9986 24
Get him out of your life. Now.
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mds9986 24
Get him out of your life. Now.
Aimeejasmine 15
What's sad is every girl has experienced this, felt used and worthless afterwards, and had to deal with the angry after blow from some sexually frustrated man-child. Then that jerk has the nerve to complain about a 'friendzone' like we owe them our body because they treated us like an actual human for a few months. Guys like this give men a bad rep smh
iAlissa 34
I agree with 39. While not all mean are like this, a majority of the males I know feel quite entitled to sex. That could also be because my male friends are between 17-25, and are in process of discovering the peak of their annoying sex drives.
Aimeejasmine 15
Yet when we're of the same age and our sex drive goes through the roof, most women still know how to treat people with dignity and respect. Many do not just use guys/girls for some fun, and get offended when they actually have emotions.
IAmzephyr 22
43, if many guys you know feel entitled to sex, then you're hanging out with the wrong people. 44, many girls are also manipulative and use men. the fact of the matter is, guys tend to like girls right away and treat them with extra attention, hoping to sway their feelings, girls tend to go after the alphas, or they stay hush hush. or at least Thats what I think, because honestly I have no idea how it works XP
Aimeejasmine 15
'Go for the alphas or stay hush hush' lmao no that's not how it works.. At all. Girls go for guys who have respect for them, simple as
XxDevilxXGt 26
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Or because you are friends with douchebags? Just because someone is 17-25 doesn't mean anything, to me it means you're old enough to understand how to be good to others and respect people. "sex drive" is not an excuse at all for anyone with half a brain and self control. And no, "most" girls are not saints. Guys can be shitty but girls are equally as shitty. Girls can easily be more confusing than guys too. They go out when they can with basically no pants and much cleavage and wonder why a guy has sex on his mind? I'm not saying don't wear what you want, but you have to have some awareness and be prepared to be honest with someone who seems to want something from you and openly say "im not interested", maybe in different words. Everyone has shit communication and just lets mixed signals be a thing until someone makes a mistake and then the people involved never speak again. "every girl has experienced this" tells me maybe you all need to get a little more awareness about the people around you. "Girls go for guys who respect them" yeah what a load of crap that is eh
IAmzephyr 22
Thats not true 54. far too many girls date obvious douchebags.
MrConcise 35
Popularity is based upon a mix of social and antisocial behaviors plus attractiveness. So yes, girls do like a bit of "alpha" in their man, because confidence is social and aggression is antisocial, but to put it simply, there are many other combinations of traits that can give the same effect. For example, being nice is social and being shy is antisocial.
ThatHorse 15
Sadly #54 that's not true. Girls go for guys who are confident and who make them feel confident. That's not always the same as respect. Many abusive partners use their charisma to make girls feel confident enough to talk to and be with them.
VideoGameGangsta 5
Girls go with guys who show confidence that has nothing to do with woman going with guys who show them respect some go with guys who treat them like shit because they want someone they see as better then them. i have also seen so many woman use guys who are attracted to them to ether get free stuff or get free labor
YippeKiay 11
So your one of those girls........
MrConcise 35
How is this a reflection upon OP?
jojomalone55 16
I'm sorry, he definitely doesn't deserve your friendship, and you're better off without him.
tylercarolinex 21
Wow, why do people think it's that simple to have sex these days.
MrConcise 35
Ashleymadison, OKcupid, Plentyoffish, Tinder.
MeAnd 9
Unfortunately, because it's simple.
annalily5 28
It's actually much simpler to have sex than what this guy is making it out to be. For instance, he could be honest with a girl about wanting sex instead of pretending to be her friend and hoping she ends up having sex with him despite not knowing that's his intention, and despite not knowing if this long con will work.
kduran1438 10
Some friend! Did he at least offer you dinner first? Joking of course...
abbyade 21
Hmmm some guys are that silly to think they could get the cookie just like that. I hope you held your own and told him to be nice to someone else. You deserve a good friend without such weird intentions.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I don't think having a sex drive is weird.
PenguinBitch 44
Now you know that he's a douche-nozzle and not a friend.
a1_z9 10
Ha, bet he's been whining about being in the friendzone all that time! His fault for not growing up and asking you out the proper way.
thawny_fml 21
How many guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, they'll just sulk when it doesn't screw.
Aimeejasmine 15
^^made my day
SystemofaBlink41 27
Funny, if it had been a joke about women you'd probably be seeing red.
kilarbos 14
@84 and it's not. mostly because women don't do that.
meggyzzz 15
Get him a fuckboy tshirt
hkhan24 23
what a loser