Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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elfuin 0
So she can go with her female friends?
Puzzum 0
Are her male friends gay?Then it might be a little better OP
lilduderox 0
Hmmm... She should know now to do that shit.
nerdygirl9 4
That happens to me all the time.
satanisthesavior 21
Lighten the **** up dude. Skinny dipping is not cheating. If she is ******* them afterwards, then yes it's a problem. But if all she is doing is skinny dipping then it's no big deal. Unless you are some kind of jealous bastard and you don't want other guys seeing her naked (in which case, I would suggest a heavy dose of grow the **** up and stop worrying).
purebliss7 6
best comment on here!
lovvetolaugh 0
You really think that's she's not ******* them? One girl.. Without her man.. No Other females,,, only guys. Naked guys.. Im sorry but respectable woman does that shit. I can understand the Europeans and the coed saunas but obviously this was not a coed sauna or a nudist beach or anything of that nature. The girls just a hoe
NPN_Scorpio 16
Take a trip to Sweden, the both of you: home of skinny-dipping and co-ed saunas:) In my experience, girls comfortable with nudity make better and more trustworthy girlfriends, not the ***** many of you make them out to be. Or op could (should) join them. Or just tell her that he's not comfortable with what she's doing.
TexasCMoney 2
I'd like to be your girlfriend's "male friend" lmao!!!
Matt1989 3
sounds like you may need a new gf
jessicaaababy 8
hopefully she understands and doesn't do it anymore! although it is alot of fun ;))
Tara_74656 7
yes it is fun. but ya do this stuff when you are single... unless the b/f likes to watch? lol... don't think OP is one of those from what i gather
careebearr2397 0
I do this and i dont see a problem as long as there JUST guy friends