Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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Comments (365)
lalalaski 3
So, why is it?
Freeze_fml 17
Explain to her why she's an idiot and be off with her. Stupid shit like this won't end.
joee182 3
dump her shes either to dumb and you shouldnt deal with that or your to dumb and shes cheating on you and your to stupid to realize it.
MeleMallory 0
*Dump *she's *too *shouldn't *you're *too *she's *you're You shouldn't call someone stupid with so many grammar mistakes.
jmad29 2
She's either too young or too stupid, maybe consider some one who's on your level cuz who knows what else she does
KiddNYC1O 22
One of my ex would definitely do some shit like that.
MaciiMassacre 3
Why is it inappropriate???
G0v3nat0r 7
I don't see any of your relationships lasting longer than a month
Ins0mau 20
I guess all nudists are all "slutty", "stupid" "disrespectful" or is it only skinny dipping? You guys are such prudes! Maybe it's just 'cause I'm not American or something... (Australian) And we don't have to sexualise everything. Nudity doesn't have to be sexual guys.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Exactly!
ndhin831 2
Skinny dipping is sexual. They weren't at a topless beach. I've indulged in impromptu swimming with female friends and unless we were looking for more than simple swimming the underwear stayed on.
ndhin831 2
I'm just impressed that Aussie men had the time and persistence to train sheep to swim.
JadeWalker 14
she already knows, she just wants to get away with it.
varkey 7
@122 I think skinny dipping would come last in that list Your girlfriend probably knew, she couldn't have been that dumb; after reading some of these comments, maybe I'm wrong about that though. Of course it's not appropriate. For everyone asking why it's wrong, you must be the kind of people that are in "open relationships" but clearly that's not what OP has here. Also, you can get a lot of diseases from skinny dipping in anywhere but a private chlorinated pool (and even there it's not really safe). FYL OP
G0v3nat0r 7
Dude she is definitely not worth it, I would break up with her