nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
lizann
Scottsdale, United States
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Bad moon rising
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Anonymous
Greece
Leave them alone
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
jonriise18 3
Why isn't it!?
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Comments (246)
toenibbler 14
He's a keeper
MineIsBigger 5
At least he wasnt ******** in it...
43trauts 14
or jizzing
coletrain11 5
This is always the first response to any boyfriend/girlfriend FML. Are people that desperate to get first comment that they can't be original?
thisiscat 14
Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it
toenibbler 14
To explain: I thought that this truly fits in this situation
hellokaitty13 0
34, I'm pretty sure it's. Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no p in it. Keep it that way. Justlook at my picture Hun :). You stole it from my picture thanks
melchibr_fml 0
41- I down voted your comment because you're taking credit for a saying that almost everyone has seen. It may be your picture, but in no way whatsoever was the saying stolen from you.
_BradyBunch_ 7
Also 34, that's exactly what she said.
AFCA020 4
Why is it not ok again?
Meggers1 0
Nobody cares, it's just a picture. If you have it, surely it is elsewhere as well. Chillax home slice, everything will be fine.
nic7973 23
please dont pee in our pool, we dont swim in your toilet?
DKjazz 20
If you p in a loo, does it make it into a loop?
kooochris1995 14
Welcome to our p. Notice there is no ool in it because it is really just pee.
AdamBasebal69 0
The water is gonna turn blue!!!!! :0
MineIsBigger 5
Only if youre prego
GovernorGeneral 8
41- bitch nobody probaby has ever seen you before to steal your picture. You have 7 comments. =.=
thisiscat 14
41-Well, I was going to reply with an argument, but other commenters have solved this problem for me.
nic7973 23
nice!
_BradyBunch_ 7
Sorry, my comment was meant for 41
Aquawave7 7
41- That is so not your picture because I have seen it before bitch. Get over yourself!
Isaac_The_Man 0
41- Well SOPA's gonna go crazy on you for stealing that picture.
omgo_fml 0
Lmao
ajh557 22
You can pee in a pool that's why their is a shit ton of chlorine
stevenJB 25
To #1 I hate that comment it's stupid and overused!
toenibbler 14
sorry man, but I just thought it could be used here… nice bass btw! I have an ibanez gsr 200 :)
HeartnSoul 3
I have that same one as well, black too. Pretty good for a starter
The_Troller 14
At first I thought you said nice as. I was a little confused.
The_Troller 14
*Ass
teague95 16
To #3 there is a reply button.
stevenJB 25
To 146. I know I wanted the comment in plain view so other ppl get the msg. To toenibbler: thx ibanez are sexyness Also :)
jonriise18 3
Why isn't it!?
Redoxx_fml 22
Maybe it was opposite day?
Feklfekl2222 32
I know, my first thought when reading this FML was "it's not?"
skygirl_01 5
Odd-colored Pool.
slick5880 22
I think it only applies in pools that change color if you pee in them but I might need a judge's ruling.
eminemop 0
Agreed. I live in the water, where else am I supposed to go?!
jonriise18 3
81 - no. Just no.
sabrinarock33 0
Psh everyone has peed in a poolxD it's just natural instinct!
VonBlitzkrieg 27
What the Hell is wrong with you people? Every pool has bathrooms nearby. Why would you turn the pool into a toilet? The chlorine isn't like.a magical substance than instantly makes everything clean. It's meant to take care of basic filth but it will never clean your urine, you ignorant apes. Before you bitch at me, look it up.
countryb_cth 38
@246 its called a joke, look it up :)
sugarandspice33 0
"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
thisisafunnyname 12
Poopool. Now it has pee and poop!
THE_A_TEEN 28
^ Sounds like someone S-S-S-ST-T-T-T-Stutters.
CockAsian 14
Damn it. I was going to say that, because we have that sign on our gate to our pool.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
^hahaha your name and pic. That's ****** hilarious.
CockAsian 14
Thanks. I try to be.
tessa1110001 12
That's from Reba!!!
Superstitious 6
Better peeing in the pool than peeing into the pool...
MCTime 12
Aw, he's a grown up!
Rddvl 11
Grown ups don't really pee in the pool..
n3rdzgotskillz 29
32 - sarcasm is quite clearly not your forte.
THE_A_TEEN 28
...or movie references for the matter.
Rddvl 11
Oh I apologize..I forgot the scene from grown ups. Excuse my moment of idioticy.
DocBastard 40
It's fine. It's not like they add a chemical to the pool water that turns it blue in the presence of urine. Right?
MonsterCommenter 4
Well, you're the doctor, so you've got to be right. Right?
jbloogle 10
Is that a thing? Because I've peed in pools.
hofro 4
No it is not a thing. When you see it in movies and shows it's faked there is nothing in urine that isn't in a pool to be able to cause a reaction
VonBlitzkrieg 27
#233 Why do you think that's ok?
OhHeySlogan 4
Ugh. I didn't know it was "standard" to pee in pools but last year I found myself in a room with 10 other people and I was the only one who had never done it! So gross. I feel ya, OP.
Spinnmaster 1
I would love to hear how y'all got on that topic..? "
Calyx_fml 22
Public pools are gross. It's like swimming in a chlorinated toilet. Large lakes are better, but even then you're swimming in fish piss and rat crap. The best is a spring fed mountain river.
Bekll 31
I never have either. I was shocked when I found out it's "normal" to have done it at least once.
koolkat27 13
55- please explain to me how there is rat crap in lakes? is there some kind of ratfish i havent heard of?
crammer1 6
I haven't either... I've met plenty of people who either pee in the pool or shower. I've never done it. It doesn't feel natural to me and personally I would guilty making other people swim in my piss. Guess others just don't care. Lol
cmanaus 3
It's pretty amazing. You should do it
OhHeySlogan 4
My sister and her friend said something about how they had peed near someone who they were mad at and I got mad because I had swam in that pool. When I asked the others to defend me, they all guiltily admitted that they do it all the time!
IdaLim 3
Oh dang. But it's okay. He can create a replica of the yellow river..
danishbagel 3
Which happens to not actually be yellow but a reddish-orange...
periwinkle95 10
We all know that we only pee in public pools! Haha
eminemop 0
Usually when I have to pee, the first thing that comes to mind is NOT "Oh, I have to pee. Guess I should find a public pool to piss in."
KiddNYC1O 22
This is why I don't attend public pools.
nic7973 23
its a rule, isnt it?
periwinkle95 10
You would only pee in a public pool if you were swimming it. Not go look for one to piss in. I was just kidding anyways, jeez.
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
Now I see who wears the pants in the relationship!;) ha
genquad 6
Wrong post?