Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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Comments (365)
caysters 12
But... That just takes away all the fun... A good boyfriend would take her skinny dipping. ;-)
aFreedom127 9
It's not inappropriate if she's planning a gang bang.
taigeair 0
i hope she does break up with your narrow mindedness.
nnelg74 4
My wife and I separated because she didn't realise that staying at a guys place I didn't know was bad. She wondered why I was pissed off??
LiuKang92 1
I guess she's cheating on you if this happened before
hewdud 0
Wth is she thinkin?
jayemdoubleyou 1
They weren't just skinny dipping.
Jasonf6 0
Walk away while u can.
HappyPickles 11
Today OP had to learn what it was like to have a control-freak boyfriend... If all she's doing is skinny-dipping, what's inappropriate? It's her body - it doesn't belong to you, surely
Levvy 22
Just because you don't know the answer to your rhetorical question doesn't mean there isn't one.
HappyPickles 11
... Correct, and the answer, from my perspective, is that there is nothing wrong with it. Seems that OP's GF sees things the same way; and OP doesn't.
xTexasLonghorn1 0
my girlfriend did the same thing about two months ago. two months ago she became my ex girlfriend. now everyone labels her a **** and I am still ahead.