Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, I told my mom that my wife and I got her a birthday present, but she won't be getting it until April. That instantly pissed her off, cussing us out calling us cheap worthless selfish bastards. I was about to surprise her that she's finally going to be a grandma. FML
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law say to her daughter "I can't wait for you to make me a real grandma." I'm pregnant with their first grandchild. FML
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML
Today, we found out my mother-in-law faked her terminal cancer diagnosis to guilt us into getting pregnant, so she could meet her first grand baby “before it's too late.” In no way can we afford this baby, we are already poor, so this will ruin us financially, yet she’s perfectly healthy. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML
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regsworld11 2
She should be glad there is a baby at all! You can't control the sex, I hope it's healthy! Good luck!
crushedone 7
Tell her "Sure, we'll take it out of your nursing home fund".
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Comments (113)
regsworld11 2
She should be glad there is a baby at all! You can't control the sex, I hope it's healthy! Good luck!
soccergurl95 8
Why don't you just give the old bitch the cloths back, can't she return them?
vjose 0
wow she really didn't want another girl.
kaykay20 0
Not completely true you can choose the sex of the baby if you decide to have it artificially implanted.
regsworld11 2
10- Yes I know, but I don't think that is the scenario here.
margie2194 12
that's so old fashioned. "I want a male child." I hate people that do that. Female children are children too
sxe_beast 11
@7 - Very few people in this world posses the amount of common sense you do. No one thinks of the obvious thing...
chuckychan 8
i had to read this so many times for it to make sense.
sxe_beast 11
7- There are not many people that possess the amount of common sense that you do. A lot people couldn't even begin to fathom to do the obvious thing.
Jvr91 8
Damn what and bad combo weirdo and a bitch
sxe_beast 11
Haha. I never saw my first post, so I reposteD XD. Sorry for double post :|
kaykay20 0
Never suggested it was part of this scenario was just stating a fact regsworld11. Anyway the grandmother should be happy about getting another grandchild instead of trying to make her daughter pay her back for her own foolish spending.
echogekko 7
I use to throw my baby shoes towards my mother as a child. Now that I am a soon to be father, she wont give 'em back.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Iv heard that if the pregnant women stays in a room with a temperature above 26 degrees than it's a boy if it's below than it's a female. Or was that turtles......?
imustbeinsane 2
this is why you always buy green and yellow baby stuff, unisex
sourgirl101 29
71, my sister didn't find out the sex of my nephew until she gave birth. At the baby shower, everyone bought green and yellow. Let me just say, she got so tired of strangers asking if he was a boy or girl, over and over and went out to purchase blue clothing for him. (:
ShyAnn29 15
70, that may be alligators also
the_easter_bunny 1
Dress the baby girl in the clothes anyway to spite the mother.
newnew8 0
your mom is crazy. bitch her out!
22cute 17
That's turtles, and aligators...
rallets 23
was that confusing to anyone else?
WALLOOP 6
now that's just unfortunate
tylersign 11
Picture + comment = hilarious.
kings1fan 6
Ever heard of unisex clothing??
duckman9 55
they could just dress the girl up as a boy and have her sexually and emotionally scarred for life.. no biggie!
alex1432 9
Well, tell her she had a 50/50 chance of buying the right clothing
kelsey_katie 17
OP's mom, either should have waited to buy clothes, or, bought something yellow, or green, which aren't gender specific! It would have made more sense.
RetardedBullFrog 4
Color wouldn't help if the clothes says "baby boy" on it.
jren207 24
Plain white clothing ftw.
jigsawbanana 0
Have you ever thought of transgenders?
jigsawbanana 0
congratulations (by the way)! Just further explaining my comment--- I'm saying trans go through the same thing with the clothes because you buy it all for one gender and then it gets swapped up on you. your mom shouldn't make you do that! That's her problem!
yusostupid12 0
Abort it and try again later.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Your name befits your comment. Edit: Dangit, they moderated his retarded statement... Sad panda.
yusostupid12 0
Kill the baby!!!!!! And eat it's face!!!!!!!!
kaykay20 0
It's to late for an abortion and why would they want to abort it simply cause the grandmother wasn't satisfied with it being a girl? What intrigues me more is why you would suggest it in such a situation..
jigsawbanana 0
24 - read that above comment ^ I didn't want it to come out the wrong way. because people didn't take it the way I expected.
kelsey_katie 17
Or, she could just donate them to like the goodwill or something...?
jigsawbanana 0
Yeah! That's what I was thinking. Or save it for the next child.
ariannaimelda 7
Don't pay it, it's not your fault! Your mom is crazy
tona01 16
Well atleast she is not dancing the hustle naked right?
RileyL29 0
Her fault for buying that stuff so early. What a ridiculous demand. Say no! But ..Congratulations(:
birdfreak 24
Her fault. If she still has the receipts for it and it's unopened, she can always return it. Unless the place has restrictions unlike Kohle's. ; )
kelsey_katie 17
She's a little phsyco, ehh?
kelsey_katie 17
YEAH:D
kelsey_katie 17
Me too(: Anthony is my favorite! But, both of them are hilarious!! I wish I could havenlich with them, like on lunchtime with smosh, it'd be epic... Just saying!
stuner56 22
Smosh is awesome. Anyone who likes smosh is instantly awesome
kelsey_katie 17
Stuner56, I could agree more(: we are instantly awesome:D
bwenduh45 7
Name it after her....
ykthechild 0
This comment :D