Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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redmnky21 8
why is it inappropriate it's not like she's sleeping with them or its the first time they've seen her naked
Salkadi 9
So that's what they call it these days.... skinny dipping
MadMax8706 8
Male friends...i.e the other ppl she is *******
lizard399 0
I'm sure it's time to move on if you had to explain that. That sounds fishy.
stolensunshine 2
This happened to me with my ex. I really wanted to go and he refused to go with me. So I asked if he would feel uncomfortable if I went with my guy friends, because I don't get along with girls very well so I have about one girl friend. All my guy friends are like brothers to me, no romantic interest ever. He said he was uncomfortable with it, so I didn't go. And no, that's not why he's my ex.
RealChinese 7
Why do you want to go skinny dipping so bad you'd ask your guy friends? I'm not sure if it matters whether they're like brothers to you. I for one am not sure you should be skinny dipping with your real brother...that'd be weird no?
Okayitwasme 0
Okay! Think like a guy.... They don't let you know this but... An average guy thinks of sex every few seconds....with almost every g friend they know. Why the hell would you crawl into water with them naked! Unless you want them to think of having it with you! This is why Arabs have their women cover up! Those dirty buggers are thinking of sex!
purple91 8
Slutty Afrikaan.
Ibanez3x 5
she was probably basically asking if she could cheat on you. I guess asking for permission is better than not knowing at all?
sexychickxoxoxo 0
Was she blonde? Jk jk
Apexs2 0
What's the Difference between your girlfriend and a lame duck? I forgot but your girlfriend is a *****.
ProhibitionRose 14
Except he's not naked as well, so he'd be even more innocent