Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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Comments (365)
Camhero 0
Hope she understands
angrymexican 8
It's not gay if there's a girl!
angrymexican 8
It's not gay if there's a girl!
murlocholmes 5
It's not like anything serious is happening, it's just your girlfriend having some innocent fun with her friends and if that's not ok with... Oh my god! Splash-Fight!!! *strips down and jumps in*
auriane_fml 19
The girl is naked and her guy friends are also naked. what is innocent about that? I'm assuming that you wouldn't mind if your girlfriend/ boyfriend was swimming naked with other people. @ OP, You could always try and skinny dip with her or your girl friends.
Nutty4Muffs 3
34- all I read from your comment is that you don't understand sarcasm.
JustHello123 1
Go skinny dipping with her.
flufflybuttons 4
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umm you forgot the part of her being a **** and if think its ok to do that then your a **** and i.hope you never have kids bc we dont need more ***** in this world
Awwdatsucks 2
Or go skinny dipping with her girl friends!
auriane_fml 19
@ 39, I do understand sarcasm and I don't think that 23 was sarcastic. I think that he was trying to be funny. It doesn't matter wich one it was, because I think that he failed at both. Either way I stick with my previous comment.
murlocholmes 5
83- I was doing both so why don't you stop acting like a dick. Doesn't your profile say you're "a nice person"? Because right now you're making yourself look like an ass.
gabrielbaby 9
Actually no, 83 was stating their opinion I see nothing wrong with it. I'm a fan of sarcasm and practice it daily, and I didn't find your original commeny very funny.
gabrielbaby 9
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Gtfo_Troll 0
This FML reminded me of that song... "What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?"
beachyballerina 12
Omg are you kidding me? Are you fuckig kidding me? This girl is so stupid. She's stupider than a telephone pole. Gawsh.
Laurenlou 24
1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE! That's all I have to say to you OP... She obviously isn't worth the explanation!
glglgl19 5
Your probably a ****!!!! And don't say your not cause your a guy or a Christian!!!!!!!!
DK1234567 8
Maybe all her guy friends are gay but you can never be sure abou these things
BB_ava 0
120, 'stupider'... Yup. Makes perfect sense!
DK1234567 8
Lol I was just moderating and saw an FML where the boyfriend broke up with a girl for skinny dipping with her guy friends, they were all gay
unitedfan11 0
Tell her that you will go skinny dipping with your female "friends".
tri1sometime22 0
So right lol :)
pookberry 4
I don't think you should be calling people stupid when clearly you're not very smart yourself.."stupider" is not a word... Just saying..
Boygenius50 8
What is skinny dipping?
Notime4bull 4
The water might not be the only thing that's getting dipped in.
btnhdude 0
Not the only thing? Waaaiiit a minuuutte. Eez eeet yoooo? Naughty noody booty dude you.
Palirose 22
Dump her, if she's that stupid. Then she obviously doesn't have enough respect for you and herself. Find yourself someone better.
Jammy01jams 2
She blonde?
JustSumRedneck 0
I don't think she was "skinny dipping" it sounds like a shitty lie to cover up what she was really doing in the water with her "male friends" @OP you need a new girl
purple91 8
Just so you know it is called Guilty Conscience.
puppytaco64 8
135, Are u referring to Guilty Conscience by Dr. Dre & Eminem?
paynee 0
113- eminen! Guilty conscious, such a funny song in a bad way
beckybecks20 8
Oh yeah what a keeper.
Braaaaaaains 0
Guilty conscience!
T19_fml 1
Sheesh, so being naked with other people in a pool or a lake = something dirty is going to happen? I seriously don't understand... I guess going to Sauna naked with your lady and guy friends at the same time is so horrible.
raydaly 5
can I go skinny dipping with you?? :)
nesciosed 1
totally agree. chill out, guys!
nesciosed 1
uh, nudity can definitely be innocent.
nora111197 8
you practice sarcasm?!!!!! who does that?!!
sammieg17 5
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But that takes the fun out of it?
AaronTkr 0
Sluuuuuuttttt
sammieg17 5
It was a joke. Jeez
ahti546 11
Funny joke lolololol
Matt_Lord_Of_The 3
I would be pretty angered. Good luck OP
hullstar242 0
Yer mad "comment buried"
shanik 0
That's true I go skinny dipping with my make friends ;)
rein 8
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Did you tell her the naked truth? :p
greg84_fml 21
I see what you did there.
eharmonee 0
We all did.
SirSquishyPants 1
Saw what?
JCiarkowski7 3
91 - I cannot determine if you're being sarcastic, too. I surely hope so. :-)
lerouxmaster 7
125 - I don't understand either...
btnhdude 0
But dude, I understand. LikeForRealz.
amoscore 5
Wait, this isn't where I parked my car!
J3R3MYY 14
Wait.. What?
lerouxmaster 7
Who parked their car... On my sandwich !?
Lanceeden 12
I'm sure her male friends will understand. LOLLLL no jk
H3YG1RL 0
Really I don't see why he doesn't just go to a strip club every week until she notices, then if she bitches at him for doing that, he'll say it's the same thing that she's doing.
bizarre_ftw 22
Not really....... He isn't stripping.... Though guess I can see it the other way around, still that argument is shakier than if he chose to have a regular strip-poker night with some friends who just Happen to have ****. And vaginas. And nice bodies. And may possibly just happen to dance on poles on the occasion for monetary gain. Yeah.
bizarre_ftw 22
^(to be read in stewie griffin's voice as if talking to Brian about his book)
melliemoo17 6
Hahahaha I totally heard it in his voice! Yeaaah.
LexSpades 4
Unless they're groping her or she letting them stroke off to her there's nothing wrong with what shes doing, he shouldn't be such a little pusy lol
ilovedramahehe 7
Don't skinny dip at all! •_•
JinxosGirl87 0
I bet she believed it when her horny male friends told her how every girl does this and her BF is uptight for not letting her.
ewe1234 5
Prolly true
DelilahPhan 6
What's wrong with skinny dipping?
killak41 9
117- there's nothing wrong with skinny dipping
Belovan 2
On that note, I have a pool. ;)
cjguthrie 8
Yea ain't nothin wrong just exposing itself to every1
QuisMysterium 4
47 - Or she's comfortable in her own body. Is that even an option these days?
ohmandapants 17
Uh, no. Not in this situation it isn't.
Gtfo_Troll 0
Gtfo troll.
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
alexwarfield333 1
Haha did anyone else see that jersey shore episode?
ikickgingers 15
111. - **** no
stacianichole 2
Not anymore!
gatorsfan100 1
Ooooooh!!! BURN!!!!
bizarre_ftw 22
You guys are all torn up over his possession, or lack there of, of a prick, but my question is: How can you loose something you never had? Also, 84, no. Return below the rock from whence you came
bizarre_ftw 22
184 that would be. Damn phone spazzing out and not loading fast enough to edit >.<
PimhNL 3
She's one of them brah, now make her a sandwich
choloman 0
gang bang time?
himoonkey 8
Surprise buttsex?
ms_YoungMula 8
Yea
ms_YoungMula 8
You mean rape
blovasz 0
No...cowboy buttsex XD
Jewdazking23 5
Buttsex? what does that have to do with skinny dipping?
usmcdvil 4
Are they gay male friends? Lol
evilscorpi 29
I must say usmc I love your photo :-)
Shrike 24
rofl, I wondered why you just randomly brought up gay stuff and homosexuality, but then I saw the "USMC" in your name and it all kinda made sense. posing douche.
tanneriscool 2
What makes you think he's posing?
leadman1989 16
Still had sex.
rockerdude591 2
I believe it's pronounced "doesn't matter had sex"
leadman1989 16
It DOES matter because shes having sex with THEM... lol
gatorsfan100 1
I called my parents right after I was done
PvtParts417 15
I think she might have been racist
caboose003 0
Still counts!!!!!