Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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melonxxda 0
nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:
NomOnShroomz 14
"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"
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Comments (131)
iBiteRoses 22
Wow, that is totally disgusting! I like rats, but not IN THE TOILET lol {I'm a Class A moron}
stephanieeDawnx 0
& I like people. But not when they're annoying.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Sounds like ninja rats.
metallicshadow 16
at least you didn't pee your pants, right?
ikickgingers 15
I don't think you really got into the A class...
ric4rolz 0
Just flush the rats back down while their coming up.
Damn_Hippster 11
Teenage mutant ninja rats!!!
youcunthole 0
Well show That rat that u do give a shit if you know what I mean...
xoconnie 8
did they bite???? OUCH!!!
Keyman1212 14
Better than finding out when you're ********. Cause if they can get through some sewer pipes, they can get into your anus...
hellphone_fml 37
xD
FarSide 23
So were you dickless before you sat down?
XmyviolentheartX 13
# 44 Splinter!
bribubbles 10
Eww 69 that's disgusting.
melonxxda 0
nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:
sunsetsbetween56 3
Wow three bad comments in a row... :/
Stonedmanalex 0
I don't know he has more thumbs up then you.
KiddNYC1O 22
32- *whispers* What is 23 talking about?
ImFrackinBored 13
Well he must have been pissed... I'm sorry but it had to be said.
angrymexican 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
angrymexican 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
angrymexican 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
angrymexican 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
angrymexican 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
angrymexican 8
**** my iPod just ****** up sorry about that comment spam
Boygenius50 8
32-Is that Rupert?
btnhdude 0
Say again? I didn't understand the first time.
middletin 0
You probably peed on youself, didn't you?
DKParth13 5
Damn this is the first FML I've ever seen where it reaches 1500 without getting 100 ydis!
Blacksabbath211 9
Or just piss on the rat >:)
IloveyouJon 11
That is so gross! Complain to the manager/landlord.
LadyLol_fml 15
who said it was his house?
Ikickmidgets 11
better than ass monkeys
13FTW 9
******* ass monkeys.
SirSquishyPants 1
Are they flying ass monkeys?
datoismyname 22
Hey don't be hatin on the ass monkeys! I like mine! Their names are Hansel and Gretel.
chickenwalrus 14
i love how it leaves countless terrible possible explanations of the ending of this to imagine yourself..
SirSquishyPants 1
I agree, maybe OP used the rat as aiming practice, then flushed to see how well it does turd surfing.
katiaklever 0
Hahaha XD ik..
chickenwalrus 14
haha yes, or slowly dropped the turds out of his butthole to see how many the rats could catch in their mouth
rattusrattus 19
Edmund the Second thought spears couldn't get up the plumbing system either, and he was wrong. Very, very wrong. (Yes, I know this is just an urban legend. Too pertinent to not reference though.)
PeteyPablo12308 20
I really hope the OP is a guy, and wasn't sitting on the toilet when this occurred.
purpleadios 10
I would have been so freaked out!
Pinkilishes 5
omg now I'm scared
loopsy_fml 14
Me two! I was going to post the same thing!
bout88ninjas 15
*too
flockz 20
better watch for em water rats. they hide underneath urinal cakes and when you ain't expectin it they jump up and play patty cake with your willy.