Countdown has begun
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
f u stomach flu
Poway, United States
Touch me I'm sick
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Teach
Christchurch, New Zealand
Great!
Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML
icyrebel25
Mckinney, United States
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Anonymous
United States
Love is…
Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
Zill
Overdoing it
Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML
kdeeeceee
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
coolhand
United States
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Porkchop
Gross and weird
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that it’s weird to defecate into your hand and throw it from the shower into the toilet. FML
maniac11
United States
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Cpm
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Cuteness overload
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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manb91gb 15
Today, my boyfriend threw all my stuff out. His excuse? I had to go
zuckerburg 21
Pedophilia is actually a crime my friend. I would highly recommend dating someone your own age, provided you're not 7 or something
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manb91gb 15
Today, my boyfriend threw all my stuff out. His excuse? I had to go
bloopaloop 27
Girls don’t have buttholes. She’s probably a dude.
zuckerburg 21
Pedophilia is actually a crime my friend. I would highly recommend dating someone your own age, provided you're not 7 or something
Lt_Senpai 21
Lmao
Charlie Given 28
She must be a fan of National Lampoon's movie's 😂
Miss Beep 14
Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do 🤷🏼♀️
RichardPencil 32
The logic is impeccable. It’s your fault for asking the dumb question. You should have asked why she didn’t poop in the toilet like a human being.
donb23 23
I think what has been overlooked here is because of anal sex she can no longer hold in a dump.
ViviMage 40
So give her a fishnet and have her fish out her turds and pay for the pool chemicals. Just because I have to go doesn't mean I go anywhere like goose. Unless she has no warning at all to get out of the pool, which can happen. FYL.
randybryant799 21
And she's still your girlfriend? That is disgusting!!