Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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Top comments
KiwiBlam 4
Were you shedding or something?
MrsUchiha 0
-hands you a razor- I think you'll be needin' this.
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Comments (126)
jaydnnx 0
hahahahahah fyl are u a girl or boy?
bebz_fml 0
I still don't really understand how hair looks like a bug
samantha_durano 6
I agree with #12? but op if your so upset then shave.
Nis3y_Babi 0
well the OP lives in France ... soo I'm not surprised lol
Theblue_fml 0
well it still depends are u a boy or girl?
zackd23 0
shave it!
Person1233 13
Nowhere does it say the OP is from France. It says "sent from mobile version."
breanna_nicole 0
no , it says France at the top , dumbaass . look next time
DeeBizz 0
I'd be like, shut up.
sublimaze 6
#35 - well played, sir *golf clap*
Bewitched_fml 0
no, she should shave. not wax
Person1233 13
Obviously I did look since I read "sent from mobile version." You're the dumbass for using Internet Explorer, get a real browser.
WordsOfHope 0
61 is right. it says France on mobile versions or sometimes if the OP was on a mobile. I only go to this site on my iTouch so it will say France for me too.
123sploosh 0
53 ftw
Zills 0
I'd be like I'm a real man bitch. But if op is a girl shave. Even for guys trim your mane.
bumchum 0
it's called a razor
hockeyhouse 5
I missed something...where did OP say they were embarrassed by their body hair? Though they probably are now.
nmsm 1
YDI for going skinny-dipping
damienwatkins 0
53=total win
lajaynay 15
neither boy nor girl. it's a Wookie!
FML_babe 0
99 I love you! although wookies have genders too
amellaa 0
#99 and # 3 ; .. MARRY ME !
LemonMan 0
Lots o' pubic hair, eh?
KASHMIR_fml 0
ms marblz sexy profile pic
KiwiBlam 4
Hmm, Polygamy is illegal where I come from, should #99 and I flip a coin for you?
nickmeier1 4
you sir, are a lose.
susieKiute 0
shave foo hahaha!
mahamii_93 0
hahahahaha
Rosalie_Haostn 0
haha XD
willou35_fml 13
lol
KiwiBlam 4
Were you shedding or something?
izzie321 27
France...
aAnNiIMaN943 0
THIRD COMMENT WOO and wow why not shave?
GodBarack 5
Sorry, you're not third, and nobody cares either.
jkjkjuju1 0
actually, he is third, but he never even said it...
bebz_fml 0
SHAVE. NOW.
Blondie08_fml 0
stop being a ***** go shave wash u dirty crap.
tashasam 0
wow blondie08 , shutup. stop being a bit*h.
MrsUchiha 0
-hands you a razor- I think you'll be needin' this.
garuru 4
hey shes from france you know how french girls are
happypapp12 0
Are you sure? Seriouse?
bballer32 0
haha funniest comment goes to you my friend, you're number one now.
TehFuzzyOne 0
Lol, first subcommenter to this comment, nice name. I like the Eragon reference.
jAa94 2
U should really shave ..
Sun_Kissed18 25
Maybe she does shave but not competely off where the other girls do, that wouldn't be her fault then.
jgill87 0
shave u queer lol
slothlover66 0
I think Op's major concern here should not be so much the presence body hair, but the fact said body hair can somehow be confused with bugs. Is it super long or incredibly thick or something??
demolitionloverf 0
and bloody? nasttty