Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
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itsnotfair 0
umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why would you spend your last money on junk food? It sucks though, so I clicked YLIF just because I feel bad for you
hi_from_HI 0
Hey! Give him back that filet-o-fish! Give him that fish! (I bet if it was you that was mugged you wouldn't be laughing at all)
PuppiesKisses 19
For those of you who thumbed this guy down there's a joke behind it. They used to sell a singing fish on a plaque that sang that song...its really catchy. My bro gave it to me as a birthday gift... >.>
itsnotfair 0
umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.
Ja_Ja_Jess 0
lol i would of been like lol you gotta be phucking kidding me ... my food...
spitball1074 2
I got these cheeseburgers man! Don't mug me man! I'll suck your dick man!
24788 7
That's really not so bad. You got out of there with your life and all they took was $7 worth of food. I don't know though you not survive without your Mcdonalds.
Curtieeeez 0
That sucks. FYL. Dunno how 22 people think YDI o_O
redbluegreen 41
#6, hahaha. But honestly, it could've been a lot worse.
Cheatx 0
Try investing in a spring assist knife. Then the next time you are confronted, pull it out and say "I would rethink your plan"