Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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Comments (365)
grands138 4
Why bother explaining? Just go skinny dipping with a bunch of girls.
JcFeenss 2
Can I go skinny dipping with your girlfriend ?
DocBastard 40
Oh come on, skinny dipping is just innocent fun! Naked, adult, erotic innocent fun!
Tyger44 1
Is that how you found the patient with a bottle up his asshole?
SirSquishyPants 1
I'm gonna take a wild guess here and assume that the patient came to him. Unless Doc happened to be wandering around somewhere in the middle of nowhere, saw the patient, pulled an xray machine out of his back pocket, took the xray then proceded to remove the bottle then and there. *shrugs* What do I know anyways
2ndSucks 15
You took that comment far too seriously.
SirSquishyPants 1
Seriously, I don't care what you think :)
daminantion 14
217, you spelled grammar wrong in your account info. Bad grammar nazi is bad.
deviable 9
I'd say how inappropriate this is depends on A) how close she is with her friends. And B) how much you trust her. If she's never been unfaithful and she thinks of her friends as brothers then you probably don't have to worry as much.
Bobissmall 13
If my girlfriend was naked in front of other guys I'd be annoyed no matter if i trusted her.
ThanksHersheys 4
I wouldn't go skinny dipping with my brothers..
thisguy22 33
Uh... Would you go skinny dipping with your siblings? Anyways, I agree.
purebliss7 6
htis is the smartest comment if he is secure in their relationship and trust her there shouldnt be a problem
ohmandapants 17
Even if she thought of them as "brothers" (which is ******* weird btw I would never consider skinny dipping with my brothers or ANY family members "ok") they probably would NOT be looking at HER like a sister as soon as she got naked. I would be annoyed if I were OP.
TFCB 0
Yeah, cause I go skinny dipping with my family all the time
samiiiccaa 0
I went skinny dipping with my bf and some guy friends and girl friends, I guess he was there so its different.
lovefml987 1
I agree if your bf/gf is with you then it's fine Otherwise it's not cool
fanalee 10
Thats not ok??? Lol jk
aFreedom127 9
Control freak.
ContradictionsAw 4
*****.
ewe1234 5
Well just take a look at her pic and answer that question
justanotherhuman 21
HEY... just because I'm *dressed* like a space ninja...
Vaginabutter 15
yeah, not good. can you say train!
Hamcons 1
I agree with that. ****!
Hamcons 1
I agree with that. ****!
2ndSucks 15
...Train.
SirSquishyPants 1
Is "choo choo" close enough?
bizarre_ftw 22
54 - close-minded hick. Oh, is it rude to call you that? Especially without specific evidence beyond my own biased opinions? So sorry. **** then.
MonkEric 1
Lost ur bf skinny dipping? Seems u really take all comments on a personal level? Want to talk about it? :)
btchinsammy 0
The question is was she skinny dipping with the guys before you started dating? if she was was then why not mention it when you first got together instead of now
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Perhaps this is her hint to you that she's interested in being in an open relationship. Or she just wants to be kinky and start a "party".
bizarre_ftw 22
Or she likes skinny dipping and to her it's a platonic act.