Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, I was stuck on a bus for an hour with a wasp buzzing around. I have a severe phobia of wasps. I was crying by time I reached my destination. FML
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Top comments
linyah 11
gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?
Il_Maestro 6
Ooh! My turn! No one sings as well as Justin Bieber.
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Comments (62)
GemmaStyles 14
Excuse me if I sound ignorant, but what does Gatorade have to do with the fact that you got food poisoning?
linyah 11
gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?
gracehi 33
I had food poisoning once, but the kind that makes you vomit not shit. The doctor told me to stop drinking water and to drink Gatorade or flat soda to settle my stomach. He told me any water I took in would just be regurgitated. Well, I drank some Gatorade and then I stopped puking. :)
kayla_ann0o 9
Well at least you're not allergic and you're still alive.
galt 13
Get better!
The_Hitdude 12
Murphy's law at it's finest....or worst.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
I was not expecting that I thought You were gonna say you shit everywhere. anyway... sorry op about the wasp sting
snnoell_18 1
"...and when i finally got back to the couch to rest, i saw a spider on the ceiling."
lollipop77_fml 6
......so I threw a bottle at it, the bottle rebounded and .....
snnoell_18 1
reference to an fml... ON ANOTHER FML
meihua 19
Inception! Or FMLCEPTION!
keven501 12
Your fine
squirrel1215 5
You're* And no.
Pandacupcakelove 26
9- Did we just read the same FML..?
lollipop77_fml 6
Damn wasp should buy its own Gatorade! Hope you're better soon op!
Jakesterk96 8
That wasp unfortunate.
Jakesterk96 8
Lol, I see what you did there potatoes.