nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
lizann
Scottsdale, United States
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Bad moon rising
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Anonymous
Greece
Leave them alone
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
jonriise18 3
Why isn't it!?
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Comments (246)
iloveweed69 7
What an amazing boyfriend
R3kli3 10
Show that bitch where's the restroom located at.
hellokaitty13 0
23, I don't do it? Only babies should. Older ones... Are either creeps, hobos, stalkers, or creeps. It's gross would you want to swim in water full of pee? No
hellokaitty13 0
my picture is perfect for this FML ;D
Grimmerie 31
Stop typing words.
Epsilonyx 15
#2, at first glance, I thought your profile picture was something very different than an arm.
Incogneterpeter 1
Pools are loaded with chlorine anyways so it would clean it up as its still leaving his body
loveissuicide13 0
I encouraged my ex to do it. he wanted to be like the lion fountains... of course we didn't swim anymore after that XD lol oh and he's 19 haha
Telxo 0
He's still a boy if he does that!!
ganjaone 2
I still pee in there...along with millions of other people. Don't like it? Simply don't swim!
yourmurderscenex 13
maybe you shouldn't swim. you're just plain disgusting. i am sorta hoping you're being sarcastic but, i'm not sensing it.
Incogneterpeter 1
You can't be sarcastic in text sarcasm is a dialect not a way of writing. On the other hand he's not losing tons of people pee in the pool ( I don't cause I feel wired doing it)
Snafuusmc 12
It is?