mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
And I Oop
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Sick burn
Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
apple
Netherlands
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
secret
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ashford, United States
Classic Mom
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
MegGRRRz
United States
Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML
Top comments
DarkAngelsBlade 25
As soon as you can leave her, you should.
Chazzster 32
It sounds like Mom is experiencing some sort of an emotional crisis, probably having nothing to do with you. We would all like to have stable, well balanced parents who always do the right thing. Unfortunately we are stuck with the parents we have. Anyone can have a problem sometimes that’s just more than they are prepared to deal with. If Mom is normally reasonably mentally balanced cut her some slack and later she may be apologizing to you. On the other hand if this is typical for Mom then you are going to have to learn to be the sane one and try to minimize at least the kinds of interactions she has with you that set her off. I wish I had better advice.
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Comments (6)
Glitterbaby2613 20
tell her a little rain never hurt anyone
DarkAngelsBlade 25
As soon as you can leave her, you should.
Chazzster 32
It sounds like Mom is experiencing some sort of an emotional crisis, probably having nothing to do with you. We would all like to have stable, well balanced parents who always do the right thing. Unfortunately we are stuck with the parents we have. Anyone can have a problem sometimes that’s just more than they are prepared to deal with. If Mom is normally reasonably mentally balanced cut her some slack and later she may be apologizing to you. On the other hand if this is typical for Mom then you are going to have to learn to be the sane one and try to minimize at least the kinds of interactions she has with you that set her off. I wish I had better advice.
Brightside86 31
Sounds like your mom is working through something. Also if you have weather control powers and you just use them to grief your mom that's a jerk move.
phybreawptic 13
this is not an Alanis Morissette reference.