nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
lizann
Scottsdale, United States
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Bad moon rising
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Anonymous
Greece
Leave them alone
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
jonriise18 3
Why isn't it!?
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ImPlank 4
Like you have never done it!
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're pretty much a talking piece of wood. How do you know about people peeing in pools?
ThatGuyRory 9
Wood floats. I'll leave the rest to you.
hoonyer 17
. . . it's a plank of wood
high_tower87 9
It's not okay to pee in the pool?! Good lord. What's next?! I can't pee in the shower??
hoonyer 17
DAMN THE FCC!!!! ;)
VonBlitzkrieg 27
You're the only one in the shower. There's other people in the pool. PLEASE tell me you're not this ignorant.
bubo_fml 11
"Please don't per in our pool. After all, we don't swim in your toilet!"
Calyx_fml 22
Actually, you do. All pools are toilets.
bigtaytay 13
Oh it's fine, everybody does it
stinkystu7 0
What does OP means
THE_A_TEEN 28
Obese Pervert.
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
Obsessed Pedobear
jonriise18 3
Old Pedophile
shadexilmaendu 4
Oblong porridge.
Haven246 7
Overactive pervert
ThatGuyRory 9
Ovulating Parsnip.
rattusrattus 19
Overbearing Pineapple.
Outsider_77 0
Ostentatious Penis
slick5880 22
Oscillating Perpetrator
sinking_fish 12
Origami Penguin.
sparc_mac 4
Ogre puss
mattorama 15
Overt pisser, obviously.
danishbagel 3
Orgasming Platapus
tjsomethin 9
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Daiyuki 5
Damn you 151
jacobboothe 2
Obvious poopstain
koolkat27 13
orange pee
Kaikohanakami 7
Original pimp
LeapOfFaith 8
Oblivious pretzel.
chengy4191 7
Original psycho
chengy4191 7
Oblong psycho
keisha_paul 14
It means Original Poster.....
iseyixes 18
Eww. Good thing pools are loaded with chlorine.
SkoomaKi 28
Everyone does it!
Boston_4_Life 3
Whats wrong with it?
azad_fml 0
Ma'am it's actually ok to piss in a pool. Unless it has no chlorine?
VonBlitzkrieg 27
It's not ok and the chlorine does not magically take care of every filthy thing in your piss
weveallbeenthere 30
you do know that urine is sterile, right.
WCARlover 35
Okay I'll admit it, I pee in lakes/ponds/the ocean but NEVER a pool that's just so gross
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Very interesting.
rattusrattus 19
Seeing as we're doing True Confessions here on FML, sometimes I play on my Gameboy on the toilet, because the light in there is really good and Nintendo only heard about backlights about 20 years after everyone else.
Daiyuki 5
So you pee everywhere that has no cleaning agents but not in the one place that does because that would be gross. Hmm...