nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
lizann
Scottsdale, United States
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Bad moon rising
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Anonymous
Greece
Leave them alone
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
jonriise18 3
Why isn't it!?
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Comments (246)
Saritazz 0
El oh el!! That's funny as shit this site amuses me mostly not the comments do much but those couple people that can't take jokes ;)
badmike89 6
And why is it not ok
xytha 6
Some boyfriends just don't get it. Mine doesn't understand that wearing a CLEAN pair of underwear each day is as important as brushing twice a day.
docscientist 10
No, it isn't. Keeping your teeth clean is much more important than changing your undergarments every day. Unless you don't care about being able to chew your food along with the other host of problems that develop from not keeping clean teeth.
xytha 6
Haha I'll grant you that.
xytha 6
He is? Count yourself lucky because I've seen a lot worse.
13scarlett13 4
Has he never seen southpark? It clearly Explains why you Should pee in the pool.
banta98 5
Why is it so bad?
fallensnow143 6
facepalm
sweetdreams20 0
If your pool was good enough it would kill any germs
GoW_Chick 15
He was just trying to clear out the pool so you two could have it all to yourselves... Aww how sweet! :D
sportsftk 5
Don't pee in our pool and we won't swim in your toilette(: