nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
lizann
Scottsdale, United States
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Bad moon rising
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Anonymous
Greece
Leave them alone
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
jonriise18 3
Why isn't it!?
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skygirl_01 5
This was suppose to be under what OP stands for. Slick you are correct.
loserboii 11
I still do that. No shame no game
Awsumuzzie 12
Yeah, but you're an adorable puppy! You don't know any better!
perdix 31
Maybe you can explain it to me. A pint of pee (which is mostly water to begin with) in a pool with more than 20,000 gallons of water seems like a pretty diluted mixture. If it's undetectable, why are you making such a stink about it? If he had asparagus for dinner, that might be a different story.
Awsumuzzie 12
What about the warm spot that lurks all around in the pool?
perdix 31
Physics, babe, physics. The warmth of the small amount of pee quickly dissipates until the system equilibrates at a temperature about a millionth of a degree warmer than the pool's undisturbed temperature. In other words, undetectable.
Awsumuzzie 12
I had to read that a couple times just to get past that I was finally called "babe." But thanks for the input. Please don't be offended, but I shall search this up.
perdix 31
No problem. Look up terms like "specific heat" and compare the masses of the water in a pool (around 80,000 kg for a good-sized residential pool) to the ~1/2 kg for a pint of pee. I'll be interested to see what you find, babe;)
docscientist 10
Ah, physics is sexy.
GoW_Chick 15
^ I completly agree, physics gets me all hot and bothered. ;)
Awsumuzzie 12
I understand now that you broke it down on me, baby. I'm actually working specific heat equations for Chemistry. Thanks for enlightening me and bringing that lesson in the form of an everyday occurence. Shoot, another girl entered the thread, now I can't pity/hog compliments.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
You're so full of shit.
Driveshaft 5
Since when? Guess you've never been to a swim up bar!!!
hoonyer 17
I'm a PEEcock, You gotta let me fly!
masahiro 1
As a lifeguard, I feel I must note that urine actually helps balance the pH of the water; it's also sterile, so you can't get sick from it. It's actually *good* to pee in the pool :)
Calyx_fml 22
Good for the pool, bad for my nausea. Public pools are all nasty. I've seen pools where kids shit in them and all they do is run the filter a little longer and add more chlorine. Nasty.
docscientist 10
94- you expect them to drain it every time a kid shots in the pool?
phantumgrey 6
It's not ok?!
hoonyer 17
the chlorine in the pool also helps
mpclaw 3
Everybody pees in the pool. Get over it!
eminemop 0
What?!! I live in water. Where else am I supposed to pee?!