Today, my boyfriend thought the garbage can in our kitchen smelled bad. Instead of cleaning it, he had it equipped with a Wunderbaum. Our entire house now smells like "New Car". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML
Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he came up the stairs, "Stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the trash. We'll eat sandwiches. FML
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summersizzle 0
i like the smell of "new car"
DahkLohd 4
What's Google?
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Comments (47)
summersizzle 0
i like the smell of "new car"
catatonicsleep 17
but do you like the smell of old garbage accented with new car?
PageantGirlXOXO 16
it's pretty gross when people just try to cover up a nasty smell with a good one. like girls who don't shower and just wear perfume. nasty.
SadinSherman 16
Wow that is awkward story
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
33 - You should write a graphic novel. :)
Carlie_McCartney 1
....or when guys don't shower and douse themselves in Axe. Ew.
KingDingALing 9
It could be worse. At least he didn't buy them from the sex shop. Then your kitchen would smell like sweat.
anonymousscreenn 0
You're an idiot. Why didn't you say FIRST?
DahkLohd 4
It could have been worse! He could have sprayed your pussy like that Family Guy episode.
KingDingALing 9
Yes...you...said that before...
DahkLohd 4
Lol...I...thought...it...didn't...post...the...first...time
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Typical man.
DahkLohd 4
It could have been worse! He could have sprayed your pussy like that Family Guy episode.
lovexbox 8
The smell of a new car is nice, but that's just being damn lazy. Is it really that hard to clean up?
TryptamineDreame 0
Good Lord, do you people really not PROOF-READ your FML before you post?
Doortje 30
Boohoo, your house is going to smell like "new car" for a few hours.
picklezz123 5
what's wanderbaum?
DahkLohd 4
What's Google?
allmidnighteyes 11
lmgtfy.com/?q=wunderbaum
nathan5 0
What's the meaning of life?
thelumberjack 0
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celialevi1234 2
some people can't go on google and on fml at the same time, for example when using an iPod touch, and it's nice when someone explains what the unknown thing is before trying to shit down the app and taking forever to find it and then trying to get back to this fml, so please if you know spare us the search and just tell us
ifyouseekamy666 0
u shit on the app? well that's not gonna make it work better..
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
Um, I think it's supposed to be air freshener, but translated directly from German, it means "Wonderful tree". I don't think that helps, but then it just might.
RODEOqueen 0
It's the tree shaped air fresheners people hang from their rear view mirrors.
celialevi1234 2
thank you
ALBATROSS9080 0
at least it doesnt smell like duece. quit complaining