Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my 12 year-old brother tried doing laundry for the first time and ruined all my clothes with bleach. When my dad drove him to Walmart to buy replacement clothes for me, he bought me tighty whities. We both have worn boxers our whole lives. My dad won't return them. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
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ur_lifeblows 0
what a little weirdo...
trevolution11 0
don't forget to wash them.
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trevolution11 0
don't forget to wash them.
happyhak 5
Wash them?! Forget washing them! Burn them ina fire! And if you can burn the little perv too! He has NO right to go through private things of yours, let alone steal them!
neddyy 0
Two thoughts: 1 Punch him in the face or tell his parents (either but not both) 2 The kid must have some serious boy boobs to be able to wear a bra so tease him about it.
underaegis 0
wash em?! the little perv probably mastubates to them 1 burn them 2 kill the kid 3 get a good ******* lawer
CEiiLEiiGH 7
Eww. I would tell him to keep them
MdMan2 23
I don't think she'll be wearing them anymore bro.
ur_lifeblows 0
what a little weirdo...
m0tl3ycru3 0
Future transvestite?
lexie206 0
ew! I'd burn those! I can't imagine what he did to them.. FYL OP :(
OMGxChrisHansen 0
I'm not sure if this is amazing..... I think so.. ya fyl.
DESTROYERS3 0
what does OP mean?
rishaa143 0
i was think to burn thm too lol
sebastianhs 6
Original Poster
ZleveL 0
Orangutang Pubes ;)
quietlytearful 0
teehee (: #61, you are a genius!
ZleveL 0
thanks very much I also had Octopus **** on the mind, but that's just gross
Xppppppppppppp 1
HaHa!!!! you are now my hero xD
NomNomCookies 0
Optimus Prime!!
SweetestSin 4
eeewwww Just tell the little perv to keep them and if you can install a lock on your bedroom door.
sourgirl101 29
What's wrong with your brother that this is his friend?
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
eww creepy wee perv. tell his parents?
Luckster 0
Disturbing is an understatement here.
nodbor 11
Nice
signalarmywife 0
Throw them away when you get them! Sick little kids!!
anela_fml 0
awe how sweet of him to return them so you can burn them