Today, I sent a spicy picture to my husband, since postpartum depression hit me really hard after having 3 babies, and made me hate myself. Thought I did real good, but all I got in response was a “Nice.” FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I sent my husband a bra and panties pic. He simply “Liked” it on iMessage. Yet he always comments, “Beautiful, hot, gorgeous, sexy, etc.” on bikini models he follows on Instagram’s photos, along with lovey dovey emojis. FML
Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my husband got pissed drunk and told his friends, “My wife let herself go after having the baby. I have to roll her around in flour and find the wet spot when I hit it.” I’m three weeks postpartum. FML
Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent me 5 pictures of his wife in a small bikini, saying, “Guess who doesn’t have your problems?” FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, my husband asked what I’d done all day. I took it as a criticism and was about to chew his head off about not appreciating all I do, when I took a look at myself still in pyjamas, the filthy house, dirty plates, and unwashed laundry and realised I’ve done fuck all for weeks. I’m a bad wife. FML
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Top comments
Nico Noppe 10
"Nice" is man-speak for "I very much enjoy what I am currently observing and wish to see more of it in a non too distant future". Getting a "Nice" is a good thing. If there was a third button with a "nah, you got this", I would click it.
cuz803 46
Try climbing on top of him. He may like physical touch more.
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cuz803 46
Try climbing on top of him. He may like physical touch more.
Nico Noppe 10
"Nice" is man-speak for "I very much enjoy what I am currently observing and wish to see more of it in a non too distant future". Getting a "Nice" is a good thing. If there was a third button with a "nah, you got this", I would click it.
czeuren 4
Agree, this is the best response you are going to get, you succeeded
Anderling 33
Also depending on where exactly he was when he saw the text it could also have been the only thing he could really say about it. Like yeah long sexting sessions are great but if he’s at work or whatever he needs to get stuff done first.
RichardPencil 32
Better than a 🤮
HayNow 11
"Nice" is better than "what's this for", "OK?", "Wow you need to lose weight", or no response at all.
Rake 18
Spicy pics are no way to fight depression. First, talk to your partner and explain to him about the state you are in. I'm sure it will be a better way to get his emotional support. Second of all get help, there is nothing to be ashamed of, and there is no need to suffer when you can get treated.
mambamami15 2
send it to me