nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
lizann
Scottsdale, United States
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Bad moon rising
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Anonymous
Greece
Leave them alone
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
jonriise18 3
Why isn't it!?
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sportsftk 5
Wish me luck..I'm working as a lifeguard this summer & teaching little children how to swim:/
BlAzEtHiS 0
That kinda bullshit is why I don't go to public pools. Within an hour of opening you're basically swimming in an unflushed toilet. ****** GROSS!!!
Genoc123 5
Weak bladder bad gene pool don't breed
flapdoodle 2
We all live downstream from someone else. The water you drink has been through someone else's kidneys first. At least pool water has been treated. -Hopefully you're not drinking it either.
ravenxcorvinus 9
98.6! lol
THE_A_TEEN 28
I didn't know you find the average human body temperature humorous. Hydrochloric acid! Semen! Mucus! Prostate!! BONER¡!!!! Laughing yet?
THE_A_TEEN 28
I didn't know you find the average human body temperature humorous. Hydrochloric acid! Semen! Mucus! Prostate!! BONER¡!!!! Laughing yet?
blegehlehgleh 0
If you disregard the fact that it came out of somebody, and look at it as a simple chemical mixture, it's not "gross" at all. What chemicals are standard in a public pool are MUCH worse than pee. Pee-S, very few people honestly care, do you know where your tap water comes from? Its a much worse thought than swimming around in heavily diluted pee, which is mostly water anyway, PEE IS NOT THAT GROSS! Love, bear grylls
ravenxcorvinus 9
also i want to add.. uhm, some or most public pools (depending on where you live) have a special chemical that reacts to urea aka "pee" or urine and turns dark blue (i believe).. if this is so OP let him pee in pool and be embarrassed by the surrounding cloud of dark blue. :)
Genoc123 5
That is a myth
liftedyoda 5
He just wants to keep it warm for you guys
Trainwizard 1
It feels SO good to pee while underwater. But I never did it in a pool. Nor did I do it after age 4. Nor did I do it except in a bathtub.
dziah 2
my boyf is 23 and he still does it :/