Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
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Comments (202)
funkboymusic 4
God. What a douche.
writergirl1029 17
Give it 10 years. If your brother doesn't grow up, no girls anywhere near his age will want him, and you'll be a respectful man. That's way attractive.
Aya_rose 5
What I take from this is that you have self respect and value whom you go and do that stuff with. whilst he, on the other hand, has no self respect and is just a horny douchebag. Be proud of yourself OP, not upset with yourself.
salimes 2
hm maybe OP or anyone who is virgin because of miss opportunities, maybe they would want to have a few partners, maybe they would have liked to sleep around, and that doesn't make them some unrespect person. or uncarring, or douche people with no selfrespect.
LeeEverett 20
Funny to see virgins and non virgins argue about this
salimes 2
I think it's more about opinions and personality.
nmcevoy 12
Punch him in his bitch face and laughing at him for losing a fist fight to a "loser"
Enzymatically 14
girls dont want players who mess around dont worry your safe. have some confidence in yourself
DanielleD93 16
I'm 21 and I never kissed anyone, you're not alone! **** your brother.
dracolich 27
Stop gating your self worth behind "obtaining" what should be a mutually enjoyable experience and your brother will just be an annoying brat.
ElizabethL1227 3
I'm 24 and I've never kissed a guy...we should hook up! Jk lol
worldclassrager 41
You are a man and he's still a boy and like American beauty it all could be a lie