Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
darkestbarbie tells us more.
Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
gojira666 7
Doesnt that just piss you off
lov31zlyk3dwind 4
How do you miss the stick?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (198)
gojira666 7
Doesnt that just piss you off
icrest80 4
Well she didn't exactly piss on...
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
sonicgreg 12
Unless youre pissing on a prego stick.
KiddNYC1O 22
The piss was definitely off!
Just_ol_Kole 0
Sounds like a great time for a funnel...
lov31zlyk3dwind 4
How do you miss the stick?
TheZee 12
By not aiming at the right angle to hit it.
iBanana 17
Let's hope that the 'stick' missed OP ;)
ProhibitionRose 14
It's actually pretty difficult pissing on a little ass stick. Girls can't aim their piss :/
iBanana 17
108, obviously. They are not in posession of a penis. Uh, well; most of them aren't. You know those women who collect severed penis collections...
iBanana 17
Collect collections. Wow i'm on a roll.
MissHayleyJames 7
We can't aim our piss stream but we can move our hands to put the stick in the stream. It's not exactly rocket science.
primadonna9396 16
It is difficult to get it in a cup, but the stick should be a bit easier. If she was anxious or forcing a small amount of urine then it's not outrageous. Also what the **** is up with all the YDI votes, I'm guessing 90% of this site is composed of teenage dumbasses who don't realize some people are *trying* to get pregnant..?
ydi_4_suking 20
Congrats on the baby or sorry your having a baby OP
TheZee 12
Who said they are having a baby at all? Even OP doesn't know (at least not on her first attempt) if they are, how would YOU? Oh, and it's "you're"*.
iBanana 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Really 20? You went there? Your**]^]^ an asshole
ters19 10
Actually that was te correct form of your so back off home skillet
iBanana 17
Where'd his comment go
benhd1 14
65 Go back to school
bunny911 16
Actually, no, it was not the correct form of the word. "you're" would be correct. "You're having a baby." That's correct.
dethbunny 0
Ibanana, hilarious how your picture matches your question.
iBanana 17
I planned it.
kguilmette 1
Read the post again. It said OR. Congrats OR sorry. So before you're an ass make sure you know what you're reading.
coried91 28
118- you read the comment again. They weren't fixing or. They were saying it is you are not your.
melibear89 7
Who the **** cares if it's your or you're. It's the damn Internet and they are not going to write like they have in school. Grammar nazi's **** off you aren't going to succeed in making the millions of people who don't spell correctly on this site and the Internet for that matter spell the way they are suppose too.
KittyJay 3
Don't feel too bad... Women can't aim, remember?
ClassyCommando 13
She should invest in a penis. I've been very happy with mine ever since I got it calibrated.
Strafeh 9
What store did you buy your penis at?
kakarot2 11
^www.buyapenis.com ?
iBanana 17
www.epeen.com
coffee_man900 16
www.dicks-r-us.com
ClassyCommando 13
Well, those are well-known, reputable sites. However, I bought my penis, and the surrounding paraphernalia www.customdix.com, where I received a complementary aiming scope and a three-year warranty as well.
shrdlu 28
The hard part is getting the baby out through the penis.
kirra16 5
Really #79? I got my penis from PenIsland.com and I didn't get anything with it, just a coupon for Instavag.
iBanana 17
I was born with a rather large penis; I guess my dad pre-ordered it.
stephanieeDawnx 0
I got mine from Spencer's. It's in the back.
joker72401 1
That's just plain funny! Bought my GF one. She was pissed because it was a 8". I'm 9". Thats dumb, right??!
heyitslexx 3
Fail lol. But if you're hoping to be pregnant, good luck! But if you're not... You might wanna try condoms next time..
KILLERTOAST13 4
Douche
himoonkey 8
Bag
UnLuck3y 5
Maybe your husband/boyfriend has just as bad aim?
rooney0710 5
Not as good as guys who miss the toilet pissing...
charlie43 1
Haha nice pic. Torres is horrible.
Pentium_4 27
didn't look to see if you were hitting it?
darkestbarbie 11
No, I did. I found out later it was a bad test.
Pentium_4 27
oh okay, that makes sense
youngbuck10 9
That sure makes sense. You said you missed the stick, not that it was a faulty test.
Quidikic 9
Whoa what's with the OPs posting in the comments all of a sudden.
Pentium_4 27
66 - they can do that, just doesn't happen that often
darkestbarbie 11
Cause at the time I was posting this I didn't realize it was a faulty stick.
DomDomxoxo 16
So why does it say 0 out of 3 FMLs posted if you're the OP ?
Sirin_fml 47
She submitted it without first logging in.
DomDomxoxo 16
I see, thank you for that
coffee_man900 16
So are you pregnant or not? :)
br0ccoli 15
This is how women have babies full term and give birth without knowing they're pregnant. "omg my turd looks like a baby...and it cries like one too...?" Good you noticed, OP.
PaulB123 11
Accuracy is key!