Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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marcranger 29
Your dad is aware of what century it is, right?
LizetteBerenice 22
Ugh, double standards :/
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marcranger 29
Your dad is aware of what century it is, right?
mellajella 14
I guess he thinks it's back in Ancient Greece where you glorify your son and abuse your daughter.
CinematicKid 16
He's just being overprotective. I feel like dads tend to congratulate their sons on... romantic accomplishments, but have the opposite reactions to their daughters'.
Jay0501 21
Apparently not..
jeepers_1 21
That doesn't make it okay.
taybear0 14
OP is male
rocker_chick23 27
#43: Pretty sure the woman sign next to OP's name means OP is female, not male.
knight2109 12
The circle with a cross pointed down clearly indicated on the op begs to differ.
piker117 11
#20 you should probably look into Rome and Greece
ninjahesten 18
the female sign is easy to reconize, it a mirror with a crossbar
Kramer1998 20
This is 100% true y u down vote
LizetteBerenice 22
Ugh, double standards :/
rockwrench 18
I have to agree with #2. Dad's seem to think sons need to go out and get all they can before settling down. When it comes to the daughter, he wants to break out the shotgun. Dad needs to step up and realize his daughter is no different than his son. He destroying a relationship he'll not get back later when it really matters.
thespiantess 18
Parents like this should also stop to think that their sons are probably doing it with someone else's daughter and that their daughter is doing it with someone else's son. If all parents use these double standards on their kids, it's nothing but a vicious cycle.
rockwrench 18
Well said.
Vestin 18
#53: In other words words - their approach fails to conform to the categorical imperative. If universalized, the two different approaches to sons and daughters would be mutually exclusive and, roughly, upholding one rule at one time would simultaneously be breaking the other. It is mathematically impossible for such a world to work, unless all the boys were gay and all the girls were asexual.
xoamy906 25
My mother does the same thing. She says I'm a **** just for laying down with my boyfriend of over a year just to watch a movie but my brother had multiple different girls coming in and out of the house and sleeping with them every weekend when he was my age. Gotta love it.
Algorithm 24
The idea that it's normal for a girl's parents to become aggressive about her having relationships at an age when it's appropriate for her to have them seriously needs to end. We really need to retire the "boys having sex is good, but girls having sex is BAD" idea in general.
Vayu_fml 13
*insert dick joke here*
BlindlyWandering 17
With your picture being so open mouthed, I'd be careful about saying anything involving "insert dick here".
Theater_Chef_3 30
That's so messed up, hun you're not a *****, sex is a good thing and kissing is a lot of fun and that's okay.
iPixiee 23
I think she figured that out "hun"...
marcranger 29
Also, unless your dad actively walks in on you receiving money for sex acts, that's not an appropriate term to use in reference to your daughter.
BlindlyWandering 17
Dads need to realize that being overly promiscuous can ruin a boys life JUST as easy as a girls. If I had a son, he would get the same standards for acceptable behaviour as my daughter. And I don't care what the situation is, NO ONE will call my daughter a *****!
hope27 15
Not even that is an acceptable reason to call her a ***** tbh.
feven 32
He went too far calling you a ***** but I somewhat understand. My brothers had 10x the freedom when they were my age.
midjigirl 13
That doesn't make right
feven 32
Oh wait the two sentences were two separate points. My bad
Um_bye 21
Same here, my brother can hang out with girls if he wants but if I so much as text a boy I'm only friends with, I get my phone taken away.
the_bassist__ 15
That's really dumb...
MELKOZAR 27
Men gotta do what a men does
buddy_J 16
Idk what's worse. What you tried to say or how you said it
countryb_cth 38
I think it's trying to communicate.
meli1195 31
I don't know why some parents think it's ok to say such terrible things to their children. Just because you're a parent doesn't give you the right to put down and insult your offspring.
randomname98 22
Someone tell that to my dad...
militarybrat 21
My dad did this to me growing up. All it did was make me want to be a better parent. She is only a year but every so often i whisper to her all the things that i WONT say to her. E.g "i wont ever tell you you are stupid because even though you got a 104, it wasnt the highest grade in the class"
Pizzapiggy1 18
Wow your dad sounds like such a bad guy
archery_master 9
No shit, Sherlock
supasupa 1
Men are uhh ill get banned from this app if i tell u what i think of the male gender