Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
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Comments (202)
oyeh 19
That ******. Ignore him OP, anyone who finds the need to make fun of others for nothing are clearly losers in need of self-worth.
stickthatwhere 16
I see a lot of comments saying there's nothing wrong with waiting for that special one..... but how do we know he's waiting and not just being denied consitantly??
Meowfml 8
It's not a race.
nitrog100 21
If OP is on the verge of tears because he feels that he's a loser who has failed to even kiss a girl by the age of 25, he's clearly not stoically saving himself for the 'right person'. Obviously, through a combination of bad luck and personal failings, his love life has not turned out as he had hoped it would. That sucks. End of comment.
Machiavelli342 19
I feel you bro..
jvanevery 19
nothing wrong with staying a virgin but no significant personal relationships in all that time? time to reevaluate your lifestyle maybe it's time to start going to church or gay bars everybody deserves a relationship. everybody is clumsy and afraid with new relationships. find the group of people you're comfortable with not the ones you wish you were. I'm guessing that's your brother was with a much older person. hes more likely the victim than the player
thatsme293 28
There's no way sex can be good for a 14 year old. For you, it will be wonderful. Here's to a good person in the world.
exoticwaved 9
You should feel shame that a teenager gets more play than you.
battyjaja 20
15 with a baby
DarkCvengence 15
you'll find someone someday OP