Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
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Comments (202)
ThePaperDragon 31
The fact that your brother was mocking you for such a thing shows how immature he is. I would not say he himself should be having sex.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
His brother is 14, that doesn't surprise me that he's immature.
Talonshere 14
@75 It stated he LOST his virginity at 14. Not that he currently is 14.
Talonshere 14
@23 So right! people never seem to wait anymore.
Talonshere 14
@23 So right! People are so eager now. Also, ignore my previous comment I can't edit it now.
leogachi 15
@93 Actually it does say that he's 14. "While at 14 he's already lost his virginity." That's present tense.
VinnieAlonzo 11
There is always place for the mother of slaps for a **** like him. :)
CaletheLion 15
Im a bit of a flirt and im actually jealous of you, save it for marriage dude. Give someone your V card who actually cares about you than hops around. If I could go back in time, I would be you instead of your brother.
gracehi 33
**** your brother's life because he doesn't even understand how sad his situation is.
snarkytruth 37
The woman you're eventually with will have the added gift of knowing she's not being compared to a cast of women every time the two of you are intimate. She will feel more special and secure in your love and affection. Intimacy will have more value to you both than just a cheap thrill. Girls don't like guys with too much experience anymore than you guys do with girls. There's a reason why they're considered cheap and less desirable. There's nothing more tender romantic and yes sexy than those early experiences when you're learning about yourself and your partners body. It's like the first time you ride a roller coaster. It's far more thrilling and exciting the first time than that eighth and ninth theme park. Don't rush it. Savor the anticipation, we only get one first time. Besides a lot of guys exaggerate and flat out lie about their experience. Usually it's out of insecurity. So don't worry about it OP you're doing just fine.
9a_1z 12
Well I'm a woman and I've always considered the sexual history of the people I've dated completely none of my business as long as they've been safe and respectful. Their past partners are past partners for a reason, there's no point trying to compare yourself to them.
smokecloud_ 37
Exactly. Everyone's different. I would prefer a partner with more experience than one with less because they likely have a better idea on how to please a woman. I lost count a long time ago (kinda *****-y in my early 20s, no regrets) but I've only been with two people in close to three years: my ex of 2 years and my boyfriend of 6 months. I don't know his number, but he's clearly well experienced. I have a friend who is saving it for marriage and that's great that that's what she chooses to do, but don't speak for everybody because we're all different with our opinions on love and intimacy. There's no blanket right answer.
TheLynx_fml 20
Beat the living shit out of him
Thelongoria 9
Don't worry I will prefer to wait for the right girl than have sex with a girl that I don't love
9a_1z 12
Snogging people is lots of fun (even people you don't have a super special connection with!), but it's not going to get any less fun by the time you get a chance to kiss someone. My advice is to try looking forward to it rather than feeling bad about not having the opportunity to try it yet.
leogachi 15
Tell your dad to buy him some condoms. Also, you can't trust the judgment of a kid whose highest priority is having sex. It's awful that he mocked you, but if it bothers you that much then you can always get payback later.
kendalbear 16
Old enough to have sex is old enough to buy your own damn condoms.
leogachi 15
@51 I agree, but I don't think a teenager with an attitude like Op's brother would be responsible and actually go buy condoms.
goaliestud30 23
Hang in there bro just go to bars and meet women