Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
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Comments (202)
Foxyglitch 3
Op, you're not a loser. In fact it's admirable. You're brother is for bragging and being a dick.
batmanfredi 13
Awe you should let him get you down, i lost my virginity at fifteen to an asshole who destroyed my heart nearly a year later. He was cheating the whole time. Be proud that you're waiting for the right girl. If I was your age and met you, someone who had held out from kissing a girl, I would find it the sweetest thing ever, to know you were all mine, and not anyone else's ever.
FEATHDUCK 19
Don't worry, you'll find that special someone someday. And OP? **** 'em.
iheartstupid 4
Trust me, you're winning! :)
Oblivion239 21
Did I miss something? When did being a virgin get frowned upon? I'd like to go back being a virgin wasn't something you make fun of someone for being.
heyLaddieHey 18
Well, I mean, he's obviously very functional. Though unless you're waiting for your religion to kiss someone I would get on that. It's a tad weird, not sure why everyone thinks it's sweet.
mimirawr14 17
I was almost 19 before I lost my virginity. So don't sweat it. When you meet the right one you will know. :) also I hope that your brother knows about safe sex. To many under aged kids having babies nowadays.
Axel5238 29
Sorry your brother is a dick, but not having any relationship experience at 25 isn't a good sign. People tend to look at past relationships as resumes and to be getting close to 30 with no experience is going to make things harder unless you are in the same boat. If it's intentional fine, but that more than likely come back to bite you unless you marry someone extremely understanding or in the same boat. Given the fact it hurt that much I"m guessing it isn't intentional and you might want to the think about what you might be doing wrong.
kristergirl 13
what a *****
DestinyKing 13
I lost my virginity at the same age as your brother, I invy you for your strength of will. When it bothers you, remember this. You can become like your brother any day of the week, but he can never be like you again.