Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Family is the best because they always tell the truth.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Mm that's some sexy lungs, babe. Girl, I got an x Ray back at my place, you wanna see my 8 inch liver?
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Comments (79)
oreoreo 0
I can't stop laughing... XD
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, don't feel bad. Hardly any boys call me pretty either... :)
xFalzz 0
I find you pretty, 17. ;o
MasterE56 4
hahaha
flyersfan365 0
don't worry ugly people make the world go round
jpest17 5
post picture let us decide.
FatMan23 10
# 1, Du bist eine komplette Schwanz. (I'm not overly good with grammar, my German teacher hates me for it.) (And yes, I intentionally made it informal)
courtnoob 0
17 = WIN
HentaiBunny 4
LOL fyl.
DarkPrince_fml 0
You got some nice **** on topic I just favorited this fml
Asstastic4 0
Rawr.
josev37 0
2:****=win. 'nuff said
iwuvwolfz 0
lol I hope you at least know that hentai is anime ****...
Morgansayshi 0
Harsh!
aaaahh 0
sharsh!
DaleksAreEpic 0
Marsh!
hayyj 0
darn sister... lol
b_anhero 0
you're pretty.
Judus_beej 0
beauty is in the eye of the beholder. just kidding your fugly.
funzcpl 0
oh wow! lol! that's awesome
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Your pretty when I'm drunk(;
sourgirl101 29
Beer holder.
SMD_emilyy 1
It's you're*
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Yeah yeah(:
Judus_beej 0
thanks for the correction. I have terrible grammar.
C6Racer 0
Nice, SMD. Corrected two birds with one stone. Wait, how does that one go again?
Fortuitous 0
Family is the best because they always tell the truth.
mintcar 10
Aw, I'm so sorry. I'm sure you're beautiful. Attempt #576465786
Judus_beej 0
why don't you tell her she's beautiful on the inside? like her intestines and lungs or something.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Mm that's some sexy lungs, babe. Girl, I got an x Ray back at my place, you wanna see my 8 inch liver?
jvstin360 0
damn 29 your ******* funny :D
luvyah 0
u never no...
mintcar 10
You guys are silly, haha.
C6Racer 0
Yea, 49, I always yes...
Biebz4Lyf10 0
bahahahahaha 29 sooo fuking hilarious!!
Randomlyscrm13 0
Hahaha maybe its time u get out of the house and stop letting your lil bro hit on you
sectator 0
Nice one
woopsy 0
oh shut up! ur probably not as ugly as me. boys dont cant talk to me, nonetheless call me pretty.... im 19.but on the otherhand my little brother always tells the truth and he constantly reminds me of how unpretty i am.
my2centsworth 15
You made me laugh.
may651 14
Honestly Everyone here is pretty to me. :)