Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend handed me this month’s rental statement with “Paid” written in red ink. He says it’s my gift, because, "that shit adds up every month" and I should be "grateful" that I have a roof over my head for another month instead of being "materialistic." FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
rent at 16...? fyl op. :(
ReginaFalange_fml 13
16?? is that even legal underage?
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Comments (155)
omgshaylaaa 0
rent at 16...? fyl op. :(
dayday08 0
what is op?
Perdition 4
'OP' is common forum slang for 'Octopus Penis'.
dudeitsdanny 10
Orgasmic Penguin
jizzho 0
optimus prime
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
ostrich placenta
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
obvious prick
PSQ91 6
Obnoxious Psychadelic
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Orange Piss
pwincessa23 1
at least you didn't get a positive pregnancy test. hahahahahahaha be happy
schwiggidy 0
ornate penis
Fragmonto 5
Obviously Pathetic
OverweightNinja 0
Only Pedophiles
thelastavailable 13
Octopus poop
thelastavailable 13
Octopus poop
peetalover 0
i thought it was oversized penis :)
ygdrassil 17
51 hahahaha i love it
Breanah01 0
haha, this is the same person that wrote that one, he or she is a lying prick
PYLrulz 17
Ordinary pedophile
sheehan35 2
oval piranha
sillybilly98 0
55 wins!(;
Sugarcannon 0
Orgasmic Panda
wwerulez14 6
Obvious Phagocyte
dwdrummerpro 0
Ovary Punches.
Zebidee 9
Oom Paloompa?
cradle6 13
Orangutan Parthenogenesis
IWABO2_ 0
Octagon Pussy
Nandito2 0
Original Poster
RachelBerry_fml 5
party pooper ^^^
DaleksAreEpic 0
Ogling Partridges
dogcolon 0
Original Poster. ya that's right I ruined all the fun. Now cry me a river.
AMagicalLeoplura 0
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker :p someone had to do it
connorfinch 0
CCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!1!!one!!!
connorfinch 0
129 god damn it
elliewantscake 8
Obnoxious parrot?
Awesomeness44 9
It actually means "original poster" and all you that said it was something else trying to be funny, GROW UP! that is all :)
sens3sfailing 25
They can't do that, they are legally obligated to take care of you until you are an adult (18), and kicking you out of the house at 16 if you didn't pay rent would be negligence and would get them jail time.
ViQValentine 3
151- Try to get a sense of humor, okay?? Life is much more fun if you actually have one. Get. A. Life. lol :D hmm.. ordinary platypus, orgasmic periwinkle (it's a color :p), or orange parts. lolz :D
DeadPixel4 29
Orgasmic printer?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Happy birthday(:
kaprookie 3
Its my birthday today too!!! Wheres my happy birthday?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Happy birthday(:
theten_fml 9
it's spiderman!
Ellen_Farrah 0
tht was the funniest thing ever
Brittneyyyy 7
Oh how very thoughtful.
IgETbANNED 0
You don't look like Britney spears at all!
andy231245 4
LOL
andy231245 4
LOL
baddawg365 0
leave brittttneyyy alone
dudeitsdanny 10
^^^ Win comment, lol
andruha1123 5
^^loled for more than 3 sec
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I think they mean she looks like shaved head crazy bitch Britney spears.
hkgirl89 8
LMAO 35 :)
iMOTHERHUMPERi 0
so did you fk her?
iMOTHERHUMPERi 0
so you didnt do the no pants dance with your mom?
OverweightNinja 0
so you haven't realized how lame both your comments are and always are?
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
win
iMOTHERHUMPERi 0
not yet. give it 5 minutes
mnms7 0
wow ur life Sux and I hate ur parents .. no offense
ReginaFalange_fml 13
16?? is that even legal underage?
nicesprites 4
that's exactly what I was thinking
FMLforALL 0
no, his parents have a legal obligation to feed, house, and clothe him until he is 18. That doesn't mean he gets steak or designer clothes. He could just get cup o noodles and goodwill, but it's not legal to charge rent. At least not in the US.
DrummerBoy21 0
Unless he is Canadian. Here, at 16, you cab move out and/or be obligated to pay rent.
VivaLaCobra22 0
nope, the OP is from Pennsylvania.
TheDrifter 24
Ops parents can start charging rent at 16 in the USA too. The legal obligation only requires them to see to the child's welfare after age sixteen, not to provide it free of charge as required before age sixteen. At that age op can legally work, choose to go to school or not and legally rent a residence.
kayiscoolllll 6
loving your name VivaLaCobra! <3 Cobra Starship! :D
charllotttee 3
yeah I don't think it is
xgetxbentx 13
actually no, they can't. I know someone who called Cps on her parents for doing this. her parents went to jail.
ReginaFalange_fml 13
I'm glad to hear that
LosAngelesSon 8
Well at least it's your birthday! :D No, not helping? :/
DocBastard 40
Never saw a reason to move out? How about being able to tell a girl you don't live with your parents? I think the line "I live with my parents" is a bigger turnoff than "I sleep with a Justin Bieber doll and wet the bed."
PSQ91 6
Time to get yourself a job I guess...
unidentified_sta 5
Not really, depends on the culture actually. Other places/culture you stay at home but instead take over responsibility of the household and take care of your parents.