Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
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Comments (202)
armando_wey 5
You're a 25 year old grown man. The fact that you have to hold back tears from things your 14 year old brother is saying is weak. If you choose to be celibate be strong about it.
juggalo2 22
If it bothers you, then YDI. By the time you are 18 or 19 you should have cultivated interests, and developed an ability to interact with different people, including potential romantic partners. Do you have a job or go to school? If the opposite gender version of yourself was in a room, would a romantic relationship be in the offing?
RabbitOfAurora 28
Don't sweat it OP. I'm 25 and still a virgin too. My last romantic kiss was over a decade ago now too. It's nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about in my opinion. It won't change who you are as a person (unless like your brother it turns you into an asshat) and we're all looking for something in particular in our partners. For me I don't just want a quick bang and it's hard for me to connect to people, so there's my reason. Until you find what you're looking for OP, just remember there's always masturbation and **** which come with all the good sex feelings and none of the potential side effects (pregnancy and std's)
MichelleMaBelle_fml 16
Punch him in the face
cireofmi 9
You deserve it. What kind of big brother were you to let your younger brother grow up thinking that this is acceptable behavior. Nothing wrong with being a virgin or never kissing a girl. Kisses are not to be wasted on every girl that comes along.
rebamoo 14
My husband was 25 when we met and had never kissed or been with a girl. And I LOVE that about him!!! Your brother is a ****, don't be jealous of him. Be proud of who you are and your accomplishments! You aren't automatically a loser because you haven't kissed a girl yet - that's horrible logic. Human beings aren't disposable; your brother shouldn't treat sexuality like candy bars - just use them and throw them away. Ugh.
PrideOfTheFallen 19
You should be proud, he should be disgusted
HyperBowser1 3
Slap him, slap him good I say
Geckosrock99 33
Really? You let your brother mock you to near tears? Judging by his actions, he's either still 14, or extremely immature. Put him in his place, OP, make sure he never treats you that way again. It's not simple teasing, its not okay. Who cares if you're still a virgin, you'll find someone if it bothers you so much. Meanwhile, if that little shit doesn't get his act together, he'll either be STD ridden, a father during high school, or he'll end up pushing away everyone who cares about him.
sparkles8595 20
I'm 20 and I've never even been on a date let alone hold a guys hand. I feel ya on this one