Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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extrasnipes 22
So in other words you got the job?
UncleCaitlyn 21
Did you play it off and wink or apologize
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extrasnipes 22
So in other words you got the job?
bcalle 8
You all do realize if the boss is indeed a man and she only gets hired because he caught a glimpse of her panties that this could be more problematic than lucky? Harassment is the first thing that'll happen. Come on guys
EvilTurtle 35
#1 was just joking #36, I hope
conman531 23
Better hope she was wearing panties
skyrim_fanatic 17
@36. its a joke, not a dick. dont take it so hard
xJonellos 23
Well.. If he was a man that might give you a better shot at the job. Don't know if that's a good or a bad thing tho..
Welshite 40
Seems I've been doing my interviews all wrong. Next time I'll go in wearing a leather body harness and brandish a whip. That's sure to get me hired.
hannah_dl 11
*Cringes* Double fail. Little sexism then a tryhard edgelord reply. xD
zyero 9
Don't forget the vibrating G string
beeferjay 34
you're fired... I mean hired
fuggnugget 7
Were you commando though?
MissuhGrey 10
Wear underwear
UncleCaitlyn 21
Did you play it off and wink or apologize
Darkhosis 11
Hope you got the job!
KaidensCrow 18
So did you get the job?
stingray112 24
Don't sweat it accidents happen. Plus You'll get a lot better idea about his personality depending on how he responds to that
Dinonick 15
Sounds like a bad anime. Have you checked to make sure your hair isnt bright green?