Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
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Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
meli1195 31
especially if he's enough of an a-hole to make fun of his brother for something like that
bnbhimp 10
Hello that's what brothers are for.
higgysaurus 18
#109 brothers tease each other and mess around, but if your brother is on the verge of tears, you have gone way too far.
armando_wey 5
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He's 25 years old lol are we seriously gonna act like this is my ridiculous? He needs to man up
higgysaurus 18
#130 everybody has their sensitive topics, it isn't our place to tell someone how they should feel.
stickthatwhere 16
Yah but seriously dude needs to get laid
blazingshot147 19
Well girls also don't want a person who's a complete dick... To be gonest I think OPs sensitivity actually would open up some conversations with real people.
mattmillabruh 12
I'm 16, I lost my virginity at 14. If anybody cares...this shit sucks. Let's be honest tho, sex is great. But losing your virginity too early will ****. You. Over. And yes, 14 is WAY too young OP, trust me, I know lol. But back to what I was tryna say. Save yourself until you REALLY find THE ONE. Because if you lose it to the wrong person your view on life will change drastically.
young_stud 14
well at least one girl wants op's brother...
MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
pabj208 23
I strongly feel he probably still is a virgin. Little boys are full of it.
jane35 13
What would be the "right" age to have sex though? I'm not saying that op's brother is right either.
YeahItsMeTommy 7
the legal age in some states is sixteen, in other states it's 18, I dunno if there are any other ages
Mauskau 36
Vastly would be if he was 10 or 11, however a lot of places have a legal age of 16 so his brother is only two years off, which is the age that most people I know of had lost their virginity. People just want a reason to be mean to eachother especially their siblings, it wouldn't surprise me if OP's brother doesn't stay with the person for long anyway, whereas OP will probably stay with the person who is their first. Unless they're like a guy I went on 3 dates with that declared his love to me after we established there was nothing between us, then that's another story...
JoseTheSmexican 11
For some reason for this genoration it is
drrobotnik1 18
spoken like a true virgin.
Seabass_Chan 33
18, according to the age of consent in California.
sybe112 14
14 is early yes, but when I was 14 and I'd have a chance on sex I'd ******* take it... and I would be super psyched about it :p
unsun 13
Your brother sounds like someone who should get slapped across the head
DippinGrizzly907 27
I think Upside the head would be better... Or Across the face even
JKPwnage 27
...with every STD
Kitty1811 19
He's a douchebag. You shouldn't care what he says op! You'll find someone someday and it it will be special! :)
Welshite 40
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I'd rather be a 25 year old virgin with no romantic experience than a 14 year old who likes to play Russian Roulette with STDs and underage pregnancy. Don't be ashamed of being yourself.
epicx22 22
Right! Virgins rock
adamg214 7
Hey! It's just a phase...
JustinJK 21
Not bragging, but I lost mine in 9th grade. I've always practiced safe sex, and I've never had STDs. I've never really seriously dated anyone. I'll get married and have a family one day, but I shouldn't feel ashamed because I enjoy having casual sex. Although I'm not going to mock dome one who is a virgin though.
tamesenicole 27
Thank you I feel better. I'm 23 and still have mine
mds9986 24
5 out of 6 doctors actually say that Russian roulette is safe.
tamesenicole 27
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There's no such thing as "safe sex" pills fail and condoms break
brocho 26
True, but the pill rarely fails. It only fails if you don't take it daily like you're supposed to. If you miss even one day you're not good to have sex for about a month of taking it daily. Too many people think that they can just take it whenever they want to have sex, and that's not true. My parents were married for 12 years before deciding to have me, and they never even had a close call in those 12 years. When they decided to have me and my mom got off the pill, my mom got pregnant immediately. But for 12 whole years before that, there were no issues.
hayylers 12
My mom used it properly and all three of us are birth control babies. Pills for my sister and I, and the shot with my brother. It happens
lolliaudry 13
Is it just my or is it scary how familiar you are with your parents' sex life?
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't be an ass, 113. Her mom probably told her as a pregnancy warning.
doodycakes 16
I lost mine 11th grade and as long as you play it safe and do it with someone you trust, there's nothing wrong with it. Use protection and take it slow and make sure you actually care about the person.
Emirac 10
#57 no, the pill fails sometimes even if taken as directed. That's why it isn't claimed to work 100% of the time. My mother took it perfectly, and obviously if she's my mother, it didn't work.
zeffra13 31
#140 It only fails if your body doesn't absorb the pill properly, or if you have unusual hormone levels and should be on a stronger pill. The first can be caused by throwing up, diarrhea, being on antibiotics or other medicine, intestines not functioning properly, you take the pill just before going to sleep, etc. You really have to know your body.
miroku000 5
Birth control pills are fool proof. But some people aren't smart enough to be fools.
embracingsilence 15
This, exactly. Kids shouldn't be in a hurry to grow up. It usually ends badly for them anyway.
xxegosuicide 13
Well said.
press_start_bro 21
I'd honestly prefer a guy that's waited for his first kiss than a boy who just wants to hit it and quit it and not have any emotion with it..
RKDxNT3000 10
Thats what I look for in a partner. actual passion and love, not quick buttsecks.
young_stud 14
who said they were doing anal?
alicecooperfan 18
Your brother is rude. I appreciate guys who wait for the right person, not just to say they did it.
MidnaLink 35
Although, as much as you were able to choke back tears, I commend you for choking back your fist.
validusernamepls 7
Slap the shit out of that brat
CliffyB03 28
You'll be clean while he has an std, so who's really winning here?
tamesenicole 27
Right?! (High five)
DasGrimmReaper 6
I have no clue why this comment is being upvoted, I have no idea how it would cheer me up if I found out my little brother has STDs at the age of 14. If you ask me no one is winning in that occasion. One of them is dying and the other one is loosing his underage brother.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Most STDs don't kill you. While I agree I wouldn't be happy that the jerk caught one, I certainly would feel it was deserved simply for being an asshole.