Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my only friend got banned from my house, all because she kissed her boyfriend in front of me. I'm 16, but apparently I can't handle seeing a kiss. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, my 15 year-old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML
Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
She just doesnt want you to be a teen parent. she's speaking from experience
davecross 11
While I don't agree with embarrassing your kids in public I feel that your mom just doesn't ant you to make the same mistake she did. Stay in school get your education
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RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
On the surface, this seems like hypocrisy, but sometimes people regret their past and don’t want their children to suffer the same fate. Congrats, your mom is basically saying you’re a big, ******* mistake.
almost_there44 26
Really trying to figure out how you came to the conclusion that OP's mom thinks her daughter is a mistake. Never mind, you always pull comments out your ass.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like my ass is more insightful than some people’s brains. Kissing is the gateway drug to sex. The mother bitched him out because she had a bad consequence for becoming sexually active at a young age, aka, the OP.
almost_there44 26
If I didn't know any better, I would say you are apart of this family. You're speaking as if you visit once a month.
RichardPencil 32
With the limit of characters on the stories, we commenters have to assume a lot, even if it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
She just doesnt want you to be a teen parent. she's speaking from experience
samomaha 17
I agree. She is over-reacting a bit, but that's because she has found out that hard way how challenging life can be if you go too far too early. Don't listen to RichardPencil's mistake comment as it's simply not true. Mom may have made a mistake but it led to you which is a wonderful thing. BTW, inquiring minds do want to know . . . just how old is "such a young age"/
Hawks87 3
That's fair. Seems rough now but obviously? She should know better? If you graduate high school, don't have a kid out of wedlock, get a job, and don't do drugs, it's under 5% chance you end up poor. You'll end up middle class at worse, and be everything your likely single mom hoped you could be.
GhostFox 34
Yeah, unless they wind up with a chronic illness, permanent injury, or have the same problems getting a job that the majority of people from the younger generations are having because the job market is still ******* awful and you can't walk into a building and walk out with a job 15 minutes later.
Lobby_Bee 18
Your mom just doesn't want you to catch mouth herpes. Those can spread like wild fire.
davecross 11
While I don't agree with embarrassing your kids in public I feel that your mom just doesn't ant you to make the same mistake she did. Stay in school get your education
ARISKomuniszt 24
If she says that who is really going to take her seriously?
acmariner99 25
Sounds rough, but she doesn't want you to repeat her mistakes.
TheNewGuy03 29
Not exactly the right setting or timing for her, but she does have a point. It would be wise for her to actually tell you *why* she is telling you what she is telling you, though. However, from the tone of your post, it looks like you are aware of the consequences of being a teen parent. Chin up! :)
imbedderdenu 23
I would respect an heed her word. We don't want you making the same mistakes we did. making your life harder in the process. she cares she loves you. respect her.
tonyfan00 38
Here's a question: how old are you? If you're 16+, that's one thing. But if you're only thirteen or something like that, I could understand where your mom is coming from. She probably realized the mistakes she made when she was younger, and doesn't want you to follow the same path.