Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
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Comments (202)
thatonetribute 31
Don't be ashamed, OP. It's perfectly okay.
Tymaster5 22
I'm 16 years old and never even held a girls hand, I'm sorry how pathetic and shameful my generation is.
cookie1207 19
Crying won't help
amileah13 26
And losing your virginity at the age of 14 is a good thing? Wtf. This world is so messed up.
LadyTyger51ne 8
Girls don't want a guy that sleeps around all over town. Clearly your brother isn't thinking with his head on his shoulders. Don't be ashamed of being a virgin.
Jets4Life89 4
Don't hold back tears, beat that little cocksuckers ass and show him what losing feels like.
noahankin 5
Quite frankly you're a loser.
backdoorman010 9
Lol you need to go out and talk to some women ASAP. I am sure you are sick of your hand by now
HoboMeth 36
Your cockslap of a brother lost his v card by the slap of a ****
drrobotnik1 18
why does everyone assume OP is some kind of purity-ring wearing zealot? the fact that he's jealous of his brother makes it very obvious that he's involuntarily celibate. you seem to live in california, OP. if your virginity's such an unbearable burden, just go to nevada and find a prostitute of your preferred sex. if there's one thing that repels sexual partners, it's desperation. maybe ask your brother for some tips. he obviously knows what he's doing. also, why does everyone assume the brother did not bang his partner safely? just because he's young doesn't mean he doesn't know how to wear a condom. he's probably seen it in **** a thousand times. or had you considered that he was... lying? you know, to piss OP off like brothers do sometimes?