Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother managed to correctly guess I’d lost my virginity. Apparently I was limping slightly, so he guessed I had a sore crotch and obviously must've popped my cherry. He was right, but I wish he hadn’t blurted it out in front of mom, who is religious and judgemental as hell. FML
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MidnaLink 35
He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.
Zoldyck 17
It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.
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Comments (202)
kellyem2 20
Secret? Most people don't wind up having sex until they're in their twenties. What age you start getting physical with someone is nothing to be ashamed of. It's a matter of finding the right person which is a different road for everyone. Your brother's reaction is kind of proof that he's not ready for the kind of stuff he's doing. Hopefully he's not as awful to the person he's sleeping with. Nothing sexy about abuse.
TheMathMajor 26
The average age for becoming sexually active is actually 17 in the U.S. So yes a lot of people start in their 20s, but a lot of other people start in their late teens.
vikky538 29
Any any manner losing virginity at teenage is not an achievement
deathshead 19
cant say ive ever heard someone called a cockslap before.
SecundusSecunda 27
Does your brother also play call of duty and eat Doritos? Lol come on, OP. You're 25, don't let a little kid get you down like that.
SammiFoxxpaw 7
Kick him in the crotch and run! Then sterilize your foot because herpes.
nitemastr15 17
so in other words, he's an easy Douche and you're waiting for the right person
salimes 2
hey. There is nothing wrong being a virgin and never been kissed at 25. No shame in that. As, in my opinion no shame in losing your virginity at 14. It can be because of choices or opportunites, nothing wrong. i'm sorry your supposivly love one of a brother is bullying you. Don't let his oppinion matters. Be who you are, and let life happen with a smile.
_caffeine_addict 8
I'm so sorry, OP. Here, have a hug!
pixierara 28
Dude, I wouldn't sweat it. He puts himself out there way too much probably and being a virgin is nothing to really be ashamed of. You'll probably turn out better in the end anyway
CaroLouWho 10
As a twenty-year-old megavirgin, let me just say: At least it's better than being a cockslap (love that insult!) who mocks people for their sexual status. It'll happen eventually.