Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
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Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I went to the market and I was stuck in a long ass line for 10-15 minutes. To make things worse, in front of me was a guy bending down with his buttcrack all the way out. I couldn't eat anything after that. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
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alexhaz64 4
I don't think anyone would blame you for that, morning sickness or not...
ajnorma 16
That would do it for me too!
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Comments (170)
HeyImMatthew 3
People should know that skinny jeans are for skinny people. They don't call it "cram as much of your nasty cottage cheese legs into it as you can" jeans, now do they?
traveler_ghost 12
Why on earth would fat people wear that type of revealing clothing? I see obese girls wearing two piece bikinis at the beach all the time...its just nasty
Posthuman 26
It's because we've told them that skinny 2 pieces are very attractive, and can magically make them attractive too.
xNephilim 19
To be honest, I'd rather see skin fat rolls than fat rolls through bikini fabric.
Posthuman 26
I would rather burn my eyes out than see either x_x
mikeofthunder 13
I'd rather have Posthuman burn my eyes out after his own
isamisis 9
Nobody needs to suffer from morning sickness to find that disgusting.
rebel_belle1974 5
Eww like I always say just cuz it can fit doesn't mean you should wear it
jelly713 19
I could only imagine the morning sickness, I would be nauseous just looking at the obese woman doing that.
fading09 4
FYL for certain... I am sooo sorry op! Did you at least lose your stomach on her??
laden_swallow09 35
Once again, I ask the question why certain clothes don't have a size limit. I am only met with nauseating mental images and a depreciated sense of faith and joy.
zen1979 16
You, miss, are awesome :) lmao
harrison918 5
I'm just going to go ahead and assume you were in Walmart. EDIT: bah someone beat me to it D:
KiddNYC1O 22
Clean up at register 3! Clean up at register 3. Not your vomit, though.