Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I’m 9 months pregnant. I was in a grocery store when this little hellspawn came tearing ass down the aisle right at me. I instinctively turned to the side to protect my belly, while the brat crashed into my hip and fell backward. His cunt of a mother cussed me out for knocking down her “baby”. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML
Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
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Top comments
simplysarcastics 26
Wow what a jerk. It is not a time for games when your love is in serious pain.
superpoptart 24
What the **** is wrong with your husband?
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Comments (55)
simplysarcastics 26
Wow what a jerk. It is not a time for games when your love is in serious pain.
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Sounds like Taylor Swift song material.
poopsi 19
Especially when there are multiple lives at stake.. It was wrong of him to treat it as a joke, OP. Congratulations on the pregnancy, though. :3
Bakarra 22
Wait for them to break up then it'll be, for now it's too soon...
theunbeatableram 3
19, they are MARRIED, not dating. They can't just break up.
KyraJFoxx 14
Sounds like such a great guy
ohgeejosee 19
Haha make his ass walk home!
lalala1896 6
Hoping immaturity wont run in the family...
Bakarra 22
How so? He will get along great with the kid!
RodzillaX 30
Sorry to hear that OP...but that is just too funny.
dixiefoxx 22
How the hell is it funny?
RodzillaX 30
Nobody asked for your opinion now did they. Have some fun with it you immature twat.
Tdrizzzzzly 19
DUMP HIS ASS!!! Is what stupid people say to this
lovelyohhmee 8
So your saying your stupid?
Bakarra 22
you're* and you're*
Tdrizzzzzly 19
14, no.. It's just every time there is an FML like this, people will wrongly say "dump him"...
sux4u121 10
I see what you were getting at, but nobody was saying that here and it was a dumb and unecessary comment.
theunbeatableram 3
I agree, if OP could. It's DIVORCING, not dumping
Bakarra 22
On the next episode of "Teen Mom"...
Bakarra 22
Ehrm...excuse me... Teen Dad*...sorry for the mixup...
poopsi 19
I will not forgive this mess up. You are now banished. Be gone, peasant!
Bakarra 22
Banished by poop, I see my FML career has reached a new low...
poopsi 19
Queen poop to you, sir.
Bakarra 22
My sincerest apologies milady, how dare I let thy divine countenance slip my mind, I swear upon my life it shan't happen again
superpoptart 24
What the **** is wrong with your husband?
br1015 13
Op he wasn't hiding from you he was hiding from the responsibility of becoming a father
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Let's see what Jerry and Steve has to say to this
jer_36 10
Obviously he doesn't respect you or the child, stress isn't good for baby or mom. Think carefully if you want to spend the rest of your life with him. Maturity might never show up for him
AshaaFerreira 22
Let hope your not a therapist. Divorce rates would triple!
Syndromia 15
What an ass! If you choose not to leave him for this, and I would be seriously considering it if I were in your shoes, always have a set of keys so that if he pulls this kind of stunt again you can just go on home yourself. If you are at a party or something, make sure one of you parks in such a manner that you can't be blocked in. If either of these things are impossible make sure you have cash for a cab.
sierra142 19
You would leave your husband whilst pregnant because he ran and hid from you as a joke in a shop? No wonder the divorce rate is so high when people bail at the slightest discomfort.
MuppetMerkin 10
Leaving the father of your unborn child over a joke seems more than a bit rash. You don't seem to understand how a relationship is supposed to work.
arsenicalhumor 30
At this time, it would be better if OP stayed with her childs' father. What he did was very immature, but it wasn't the worst that could of happened. Hopefully he won't do it again, but breaking up over it would be irresponsible in many ways.
Sonfang 19
22, 30, and 35 they were talking about leaving the husband at the store. Perhaps you three and everyone who down voted should have read the whole comment, you would have seen that they meant for OP to go home and make the husband walk back. I absolutely agree, she should have been sure she had the keys to leave his dumb ass in the store.
Soloman212 28
If you read the beginning of her comment, she only suggests doing that if OP doesn't leave him, which she would have "seriously considered doing". I think that's the part that they're referring to.
Syndromia 15
Making her chase him through the store while she was in so much pain she could barely stand would be a divorcable offense in my eyes. A man doesn't have to behave perfectly at all times for me to stay with him but there are certain minimums that he can never go under and doing anything other than taking me home/to a doctor or enabling me to do so while I'm in pain is the absolute minimum I'd accept. Anything less is unacceptable and the only reason I'd stay is because I'd be concerned with what someone so immature would do if left alone with an infant.
Sonfang 19
Wow, I retract my first statement defending #18s comment! I would not leave my fiancé for being immature, I'd call a cab, his parents, or someone to pick me up. I apologize to the other commenters, I was hoping this original statement had common sense but clearly not. I'd have left his ass at the store, and I wouldn't have said anything to him. He'd be there acting like a goober not knowing I'd gone home. But divorcing him over this is ridiculous.