Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Long ass
Today, I went to the market and I was stuck in a long ass line for 10-15 minutes. To make things worse, in front of me was a guy bending down with his buttcrack all the way out. I couldn't eat anything after that. FML
You BASTARD!
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
The weirdos are reproducing
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Bad timing
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Don't mind me
Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
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alexhaz64 4
I don't think anyone would blame you for that, morning sickness or not...
ajnorma 16
That would do it for me too!
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ajnorma 16
That would do it for me too!
NzaHaFML 13
Probably reaching for a donut in there.
ICastillo 25
#18 Some dingle berries maybe?
ICastillo 25
Ugh man I made myself gag in that one...
MedKits 9
I've seen a lot of things in my time. Leaking brain matter, ruptured intestines, even random everyday objects stuck up people's butts, and none of it bothers me. I will never be ok with obese people in short shorts.
NzaHaFML 13
#22 Now that is a horrifying image.
JustDerpin 11
Why do they even make short shorts in that size?
ICastillo 25
#35 I think people just try to squeeze into smaller sizes to look sexy I guess -_-
MissMae93 23
1 - I agree, I'm not even pregnant and that'd make me spew. Ick.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That's like an everyday thing at most Walmarts.
sharksfan48 13
I don't know about you guys but I try to not scratch my ass or just touch anything around my private parts in public. Guess the bitch thought that she was at home.
drewcat21 0
20 bucks says she was at Walmart.
pmadNess 16
#18, I can't stop laughing! Thank you! I needed cheering...
carmel1110 12
I don't think they do, that what makes it gross XD
mpalmiter 0
There are some articles of clothing that should never be made in bigger sizes.
alexhaz64 4
I don't think anyone would blame you for that, morning sickness or not...
MagicGiraffe 12
I made the mistake of picturing this while suffering with the stomach flu...
MagicGiraffe 12
It has its limits :/
Bullpine 11
I'm sorry OP. That's definately embarrassing.
PurpleLightsaber 4
Why would that be embarrassing for OP?
xNephilim 19
Typically, throwing up in public IS embarrassing for people.
IAmJad 18
69 (giggity), if you threw up in the middle of a grocery store, would you just carry on like nothing happened?
maosquare 18
Yea, it DEFINITELY is disgusting.
mommy2cassidy 18
I definitely think that people should dress for their size. I do not really like anyone in short shorts (way too short IMO) but also, with ANY body size, you should focus on clothes that compliment your figure. I know quite a few larger people (not obese but not tiny) and all but one wear flattering clothes. The other one wears clothes meant for smaller people (clothes have sizes for a reason-don't be ashamed to wear your proper size if it looks good) and it doesn't flatter her body one bit. If she wore clothes her size she would look way better.
omfg_creepers 8
There should be a law passed that obese people cannot wear short shorts.
kamikrazy 6
Or tank tops.
gc327072 31
This is why I want a country.
enormouselephant 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That is so sad and rude. It should be illegal for assholes to speak, but you found a way, huh?
Soloman212 28
Freedom of speech isn't at all comparable to the freedom to psychologically scar innocent civilians.
freshberries22 17
I wouldn't go as far as to say obese people shouldn't wear daisy dukes because you will find in every size women wear things that are inappropriate. There's just a time and place for everything and daisy dukes shouldn't leave the bedroom.
junkman6 22
No more cottage cheese cravings for OP during this pregnancy.
tehhboss 6
I don't get why they want to show their bodies to people.
norotors 16
Or yoga pants D:
MagicGiraffe 12
38s just mad since elephants are fat :3
saksxalmo 20
#38 actually has a point. If you don't like it, you don't have to look. It has nothing to do with being "psychologically scarred" (as though hateful speech can't do the same thing? Both clothing and speech have limits, you know. It's called public indecency and libel/harassment/hate speech.) I don't understand why s/he got so many thumbs down. Besides, people come in all shapes and sizes, and everyone has a different standard for what's "too fat". Personally, I don't think ANYONE should wear shorts that short (I mean, you might as well just wear two pairs of underwear) but I would never tell anyone else what they should and shouldn't wear provided it's legal and not directly affecting me. :P What's next? Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to go out without makeup on? :/
ihasbrains 10
87, how can I know if I like something or not without looking at it? Do you propose that I feel it out or something? Lololol
junkman6 22
When you make people physically sick to their stomachs by letting your fat rolls and cottage cheese hang out you've crossed a line. It's not like they were at a beach or pool! And saying daisy dukes are always wrong is stupid. A fit woman works hard on her legs why can't she show them off to be appreciated. To the women who posted that about daisy dukes should ripped guys not be allowed to wear tank tops to show off the muscles they work hard for? So stupid.
Big_lama6 7
79 - especially yoga pants :/
cjo_4592 3
Definitely, there should be dress code laws for unsightly beings.
delilah09 6
Freedom of speech. If you don't like it, TOO BAD - TRY ANOTHER SITE!!
blankjack 6
Dude seriously?! Being tolerant is ok, but you are overdoing it :) Besides there is medical definition for fat - about 40% of Americans fit into it :)
pinkredneck30 2
The thing is with that, it's like a moth to a flame. You don't want to look, but your so horrified that you can't move or look away! Fat or not people need to dress accordingly to their figure. If it don't fit then you need to quit! And find a bigger size! If I don't want to see my jelly why the hell would I want to see someone else's? Disgusting!
hellya14 0
Excellent comment!
BlueberryCrayon5 4
I totally agree. just Because there are obese people out there doesn't mean that you have o be assholes to them
saksxalmo 20
Actually, "attractive" people usually don't work for it. For the most part, you are genetically predisposed to either have an attractive body or an ugly body (like with boobs-- gaining weight or getting pregnant makes them bigger, but for the most part their size is fixed.) Two people can exercise or not exercise exactly as much as one another, and one will probably end up looking better than the other. SO most attractive people did not "earn" the right to put themselves on display any more than ugly people, unless they had plastic surgery. Technically you mean there is a medical definition for obese and overweight. Fat is more aesthetic and subjective. The problem with obesity rates is that they're based on BMI, which is not an accurate measure of how fat you are. Many thin or "healthy"-looking people are technically overweight according to their BMI. I DO think unhealthy weights are a problem, I just don't think you should use such an inaccurate system to measure it. :P To an extent, I do agree that there's a limit. If you're showing like 75% of your skin, you may have gone too far, regardless of size. That limit often comes sooner for fat people (do the math), but that doesn't give you the right to discriminate against them...
azmatt15 8
108...Ur unsightly :P
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
I'm nauseous just picturing that....
natas_fml 13
Yes you are; misusing words like that makes me sick.
deppengi 4
Misusing semicolons makes me sick.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
85- What are you even talking about...?
natas_fml 13
I didn't misuse it, ya dope. Nauseous means to cause sickness. What you meant was nauseated.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Nauseous; Adjective Affected with nausea; inclined to vomit.
kitkatmeOw 8
Clean up on aisle gross!! What Not to Wear needs a call lol
Metallica36176 16
Maybe you should've puked ON her so she would leave and so you could cover that shit.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She might have had the urge to eat it. Food is food to a fat person. Regurgitated or not. (too far, I know).
botanistjessica 24
Thank you 37. Next time I throw up its gonna be an indefinite loop until I die, merely from picturing what you've said.
Posthuman 26
Oh my god 37 you just made my day xD
TourettesGuyFTW 26
:) I aim to please
mybabybella 17
i feel for you, my older sister is 6 months along and when she was just a few months she had horrible morning sickness. the thought of some food made her sick
melons 44
Looking at your profile, are you referring to your 15 year old sister?!
unknown_user5566 27
36- Wouldn't surprise me... having worked at an online high school, I worked with a lot of pregnant teens. It's like the baby boom round 2 these days.
MissMae93 23
I agree 39 - In my field of work I'm always surrounded by teen parents. It's almost normal now, as upsetting as that is.
forever_born 6
Hey jus because the girl is pregnant doesn't mean she GAVE consent just saying.
Autoshot 9
15 and pregnant is an ugly recipe for food stamps and welfare, paid for by over-taxed people like me. Give your sister this message for me; You're Welcome.
blankjack 6
And you are 21, married?! #39
outstandtacular 11
119 - I don't see any problem with being 21 and married...?
mpalmiter 0
I got married at 19 and we had a fantastic marriage until the day he died almost 15 years later. Don't be so quick to judge. I will admit though, we were the exception to the rule.
unknown_user5566 27
I'm willing to bet you were at Walmart.
gottawanna 2
Ha, my thought exactly.
keven501 12
Oh the horror! It's understandable OP.