Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I went to the market and I was stuck in a long ass line for 10-15 minutes. To make things worse, in front of me was a guy bending down with his buttcrack all the way out. I couldn't eat anything after that. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
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alexhaz64 4
I don't think anyone would blame you for that, morning sickness or not...
ajnorma 16
That would do it for me too!
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thathipsterchick 2
I now have a horrible feeling in my stomach.....
mikeofthunder 13
I don't think you initially need morning sickness to gag at that image! Sorry, OP.. Truly. FYL
ee13lbp 4
Did you throw up on her?
anxietydisorderz 6
Yeah....that would make me yak too...even without morning sickness.
anxietydisorderz 6
So many people here are way too into appearance........very sad......and EXACTLY the reason I prefer to avoid people...because most of society is way too concerned with what shows on the outside when what's inside is all that should really matter. The fact the world has come to this saddens me deeply......
Raesin 21
Yes but appearance does matter, as much as a lot of people try to convince themselves that it doesn't. If you don't find someone attractive, you don't date them anyway because hey, they might be a nice person. By the sounds of it this was more a case of knowing your body, dress for the body you have, not the body you want. But even then, certain clothes make slim people look awful and then it becomes a case of 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should'.
Skymone 6
Yeah, it's not just about appearence. But there's a difference between being born with an ugly nose and just completely not caring about your own body and letting it go. I find overly obese people repulsive, because (apart from few cases where medicin or hormonal disorders cause obesity), most people who are fat are so, because they don't have the will power to do something about it. What is inside shows on the outside - if I see a fat person, I see a person who lacks the will to take care of themselves. Obesity leads to many diseases like diabetes - How attractive is the personality of a person who doesn't care about that? How would that person be as a mother/father - can't take care of him/herself, how would the person be able to take care of a child?
internetqueen 1
How about manners! You don't put your hand down your pants in public no matter WHO you are!
cryssycakesx3 23
124, you just said that sight would make you "yak" too. don't contradict yourself in only 2 comments.
claudzzzz 5
dont blame you
mpalmiter 0
I used to work at Walmart and let me tell ya, I saw much worse on a regular basis. And people, please don't lick your finger before counting your money out. NASTY! FYL OP. That seriously sucks. I hope you are feeling better and in the words of another commenter, I hope you threw up on her
jboyajian86 1
Fat people are absolutely disgusting. I wanna hurl every time I see one
TheOnlyX 11
Just reading this makes my stomach turn.
krewer21 1
OP, feel bad for you, but not an FML! You made one of the best statements for inappropriate dress that I have ever read! You may not like it, but I'd pay to have seen that!