Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
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waffule365 16
Good thing you were already in the bathroom.
3rdbass 9
You would be a great wingmate, puking with me so I wouldn't feel alone
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Comments (56)
waffule365 16
Good thing you were already in the bathroom.
AKGirlinSD 20
It's not even the smell the makes people puke, it is the sound. I would know lol. People just need to learn how to silence their puking unless they are too drunk or have the stomach flu.
ptoka 20
17, I have a deviated septum, and even with 2 surgeries I still can't master silent puking... Sorry if it makes others uncomfortable
MrSassypants 34
I'm certain that the smell also makes people puke.
SApprentice 34
17- How are you supposed to silent puke? It always leaves me retching and sobbing for breath, barely able to get in quick gasps of air before each heave. If I'm home with others and have time I usually turn on the water in the bathtub to mask it, but I can't help sounding like a horror movie.
waffule365 16
The sound and smell make me puke.
AKGirlinSD 20
22, I have a stomach condition in which it is paralyzed. Once there's too much food in my stomach, it has to puke back up. It took me a few months but I learned how to silence my puking. Puking is food and drinks. If the person was vomiting, then it isn't possible to silence that, seeing as it is bile and that pulls a lot more than just a stomach up. Either way, I puke every day and I'm able to keep it silent. Dry heaving is impossible to silence.
Mr_Satan 11
37 - There is no difference between puking and vomitting, puking is just more of a slang term for it. And bullshit you can puke silently. You might not make any noise, but your puke still does when it lands.... though I suppose that could be mistaken for some bad diarrhea...
militarybrat 21
Yes but think, if she was sitting on the toilet, where would her vomit go? o.O
DiruKitty18 8
I've never been a sympathetic vomiter, but I have a feeling I would do the same as you:/
SystemofaBlink41 27
I wouldn't say I'm a sympathy puker... I just get super nauseous if I hear someone, but it still sucks...
DiruKitty18 8
I know what you mean, especially if it was in a toilet, those water splashing noises are repulsive>.
kevsandy303 12
21- I think you meant 'nauseated'
3rdbass 9
You would be a great wingmate, puking with me so I wouldn't feel alone
mbpoland 5
That sucks OP
BlowinChronic 18
And that would be why it's posted on FML.
AliStallings 5
And that's why you tap, 'I agree, your life sucks'
gAt_d 26
Actually I would say that blows.
sugarshane007 20
Bad pun... just bad, even by FML standards.
Allieheffner 5
I would have done the same thing
Aloyese 11
Be glad you have an excuse to be puking. Society sucks.
fdupagain 11
Bulimic model. Your comment makes sense after reading your bio.
musicalnoodles23 5
I've always been a sympathetic puker. I feel horrible for you, OP. Vomiting is the most disgusting bodily function.
j_cat187 20
Not really, I'm indifferent when it comes to vomiting.
perdix 31
Wait until your kid arrives -- you'll be hurling a few times a week!
Nydeira 11
At least you were in the bathroom :-) Good luck on your pregnancy
VannahJane 17
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