Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I was having an intense erotic dream. It was going great until I thought, "I hope this isn't a dream." This caused me to wake up. This isn't the first time I've cockblocked myself in a dream. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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Midrash 5
Your nuts...
SkoomaKi 28
Expect that when your getting real head. Never rush a woman. I wish I could have sex dreams, if only I had imagination...
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Comments (98)
junebreeze 1
The last time a guy pushed on my head, I puked on his balls. DO NOT push on her head. YDI.
damnu 3
You don't how he was pushing the head. I like to gently push the head of my gf while she's down. And she does exactly the same. It's just being excited and a normal reaction. So, everything depends on how he was pushing the head. Moreover, it's just a dream, nothing important, last night I dreamt that I was ******** cows. Do you think I like scato-things with animals ? How many dr. Freud are here ?
iwadasn 33
He was pushing hard enough to punch himself in the balls, so I don't think it was exactly playful.
mosquito19 14
mate, you gotta stop watching **** and get out more
Leslier_fml 4
I cant stop laughing....but too bad it wasnt a happy ending.
ya_momma 4
Lmao. Ydi for pushing her head!
ospeth 4
I don't know how so many people can say you deserve that. It's a dream. In your dreams your gonna do what you want just like anyone else. My girlfriend masterbates in her sleep and And she don't know it. I think it's hot.
xgetxbentx 13
I don't understand all the ydi's. I mean yeah, it's perverted, but we don't exactly control our dreams or our actions while we sleep and sex dreams aren't exactly uncommon.
ElGrandeNacho 3
Damn, bro, don't worry tho, it happens to the best of us :/ But....you dont even deserve to be blown at all SMH Your woman needs to keep them hormones of your cool, calm, and collective.
angiefilee 5
Hahahahahahahahahah thanks for making my day!
Coccinelle_fml 15
Well that serves you right for pushing on a girl'd head. Seriously, if she's not going deeper, it means she can't. Do you want the girl to throw up on you because she put it too far in her mouth??!!!!