Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, the girl I rejected caught me making out with this girl I like. I told her I was straight in order to avoid hurting her feelings instead of telling her I wasn’t attracted to her because she was obese. She loudly called me out for lying and burst into tears, and ran off making me look bad. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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cuz803 46
You need to apologize to her and reevaluate some issues. Tell her you're sincerely sorry and that you have some reflection you need to work on before dating. Treat people more kindly. It also sounds like you're a victim of bullying for believing it was a set up and used assumption based off experience. Maybe therapy and exercise will help curb your insecurities. Try a gym (maybe a combat sports gym if you have a history of being attacked).
SamanthaThe1st 23
Go apologize
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SamanthaThe1st 23
Go apologize
cuz803 46
You need to apologize to her and reevaluate some issues. Tell her you're sincerely sorry and that you have some reflection you need to work on before dating. Treat people more kindly. It also sounds like you're a victim of bullying for believing it was a set up and used assumption based off experience. Maybe therapy and exercise will help curb your insecurities. Try a gym (maybe a combat sports gym if you have a history of being attacked).
RichardPencil 32
Aha! You got her! She was sad that she wasn't able to get video of you acting like you belonged with her. It probably would have gone viral. Sure, it would stink to have millions point and laugh at you, but you might have gotten a few pity ***** out of it.
poopface82 25
Get thee to a therapist ASAP.
Marcella1016 32
Are you also one of those guys who blames every woman in the world for you being single and involuntarily celibate?
RichardPencil 32
They're called incels, a portmanteau of involuntarily celibate. Don't ask me how I know that. Incel, that is, you can ask me how I know what portmanteau is.
idragosani 17
You're well on your way to becoming an incel