Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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angrygood 0
Wow... Never happened to me.
oboewhore_xD 6
What did you name it? :D
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Comments (162)
angrygood 0
Wow... Never happened to me.
KingDingALing 9
Maybe you kept saying you had a bigger dick then him
mona_is_here 10
Pegging FTW? :D
Tasanasanta 0
Ha! My friend had a dream she was a man not long ago. Is this a normal thing women dream about?
Freeze_fml 17
It's a normal thing you dream about.
ThereIsNoFork 0
Burned by Freeze. Oximorons for the win.
kittykataclysm 0
I've always had those dreams and wondered if it's normal!
Tasanasanta 0
23- I'm living the dream :)
LiveThenDie 2
23- I'm a girl, and I've never once had a dream like that.
Brittney_E 0
I agree with 42. O.o
suppressed08 2
I've had a dream the other way round..
parii 0
I have dreams like that every now and then
yurlve1992 0
WTF ! that's awkward & no it's not normal for a girl
Kartor 6
Maybe you were stroking yourself and it freaked him out
Freeze_fml 17
#42, I wasn't talking to you.
Mumbellosity711 0
suppressed08, you look EXACTLY like me..
otheriBlair 0
never have I dreamed about that
UndiscoveredChao 0
otheriBlair: your hair is ADORABLE
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
I guess that was a (puts on sunglasses) long night
scotty1234 0
king dingaling I like the fail pic
lostinlove4u 3
noo lol
KingDingALing 9
77- Thanks :D I dont consider it a fail because he's just trying to get some head. ;D I don't blame him for wanting to try something new.
Bubbelz 25
70 Comment fail. 83 Ah I thought you said it's a doggy style fail? >:D
Bekll 31
#19, I dream I have a penis or am a male sometimes, but then I'm an androgyne so it kind of makes sense that I would.
KingDingALing 9
87- You stalker! :p Sike naw, lol. My opinion about it changed!
counterfit 10
Futanari FTW.
MissButterCupp 0
usually not !! lol
breegee 0
omg O.O honestly, i also had a dream like that last night. it was fun ;)
DeesFMLs 0
yea it normal I've had those lol
iownyou676 0
ur a creep
immja 0
ladiaday! thts my name! cept I spell it and pronounce it differently
Person000 0
guys always look there nothing to do with ur dream
avenged7xforever 0
68-you're freakin hot
louiseth 9
The clown has NO penis.
ch3s 4
#49 you had a dream where a penis had a you?
TheComputerGuy96 16
Hahahahahaha fail... Be careful next time.
twilightluvr101 4
Im sorry but how are you supposed to be careful in a situation like this lol?
sniper4613 13
You must be smart!
lovesteph3523 0
lmfao fail
xxxD3M0Nxxx 0
damn girl you lookin good
Frenchtony 17
too much make up though...
ElementalDragon 2
yea...
cuddly_scorpion 4
Also, saying "I'm awesome" in your description kind of makes you sound like a stuck up bitch.
oboewhore_xD 6
What did you name it? :D
mbe0027 5
"I shall call you Eduardo!"
oboewhore_xD 6
D: That's one of my middle names, dude. Not cool.
moo753 0
hahaha dude that's my name!
oboewhore_xD 6
o_o Dear Lord. D:
moo753 0
what? why dear lord?
oboewhore_xD 6
There's like 3 people with the name Eduardo (or in my case, middle name) here. How odd. Lol.
ladidaday 0
Shud have named him Jesus(;
Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like he liked it.
starile 20
I wonder what she said in her sleep for her boyfriend to know what she was dreaming about? "SUCK MAH DILZNICK, BIATCH!!" Boyfriend's like, "...?"
mbe0027 5
Hilarious!
toddin 7
Lol, show him to prove you don't have one... unless he's into that kind of thing.
Artsygirl90 14
Maybe he keeps staring at your crotch hoping your dream comes true.
justj2010 0
9- that would be the FML of the story. At least he didn't start bobbing for apples, right OP??
hellokittyrainbo 0
.......that's hot.....
chillpill 0
ur hot
Graawr 7
Woah I wonder what's the story of your dream. owO
misfitSuperStar 0
Bet he had a look of horror on his face!! ahahahaha!!!
Graawr 7
hai! :D