Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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darkaxx 9
I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.
jesterinperil 28
Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!
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Comments (62)
SlyCooper15 16
why tf are you even sleeping on the living room floor??
whatunicorn 17
um... normal people? Sometimes there's no room on the couch and you just sit on the floor and sometimes you fall asleep.
ourtneyc 14
????? have u never been in a situation where you had to sleep on a floor lmao
disasterlydeed 26
Maybe he had a drunk night last night or had a long day and ended up crashing on the floor? There's an idea
Skycop_S 23
Perhaps all the beds and couches were taken? It did say he was there with his friends.
skycollapsed 5
it happens dude and you don't even have to be smashed. I've fallen asleep on the kitchen floor before while i was enjoying the sun. was an awesome sleep too.
Patlipo 14
YOUR FACE OH MY GOD
The_Potato_Lord 15
Lol me too 26
cameowhitten 12
the real question is why have you never slept on the living room floor?
brittney242 23
Super hilarious!!!
darkaxx 9
I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.
Skycop_S 23
What the hell did I just read..
Ninjahiga 27
An FML
trollcrusher 17
You read that OP dreamily thought he could copulate with the carpet, and humiliated himself in front of his roommates while attempting to do so.
tranced_ 45
Lol the joke is on them my friend ;)
1010110100101101 18
Didn't see that one cumming!
Skycop_S 23
Ugh..
SteveBassist 20
Hmm.
itsalanis 25
Huh...
PePziNL 20
Hooooo
jesterinperil 28
Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!
teentee401 37
I'm pretty sure at least one of his heads was up.
IssacB 14
Smh. Hopefully there's no footage.
whatarethisss 23
I was thinking the same thing.
Dr_Lily_fml 17
Hopefully there IS :D
bigbluetardis 21
It's just a joke, don't take it too hard
manuwish 9
XD at least you're healthy
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Ok? His health wasn't even relevant in this fml