Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I was having an intense erotic dream. It was going great until I thought, "I hope this isn't a dream." This caused me to wake up. This isn't the first time I've cockblocked myself in a dream. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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Midrash 5
Your nuts...
SkoomaKi 28
Expect that when your getting real head. Never rush a woman. I wish I could have sex dreams, if only I had imagination...
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Comments (98)
Stoopid_life 2
Good thing you weren't holding a knife
AgaveLoco 5
At that moment your dream ended? A hard "finale"
Cassiekae123 0
I think when guys push your head down its a turn on. They are really enjoying what you are doing. Silly prissy girls on here.
EllyBear__ 11
So you like a smack to the back of the head with as much force as it takes to injure his balls?
Cassiekae123 0
Idk what kind of guys you have been with... But no obviously I wouldn't want that much force. A guy can push down on your head without smacking you. Lol.
Davick 0
stop watching so much **** and read a book about flying
izzybd 20
I don't see why so many people are freaking out over this. 1. It was a DREAM. People have dreams of things they would NEVER do in real life. 2. Some people ENJOY that. I for one, love when my boyfriend is forceful with me, pushes my head down on him, and f*cks my face. I am kinky, but I'm sure there are many other women who enjoy that too. As long as he doesn't do it to a woman in real life without knowing her limits, what's the big deal?
daps29 11
I spent about 5 minutes laughing but after o was done i also thought about for another 5 minutes how painfull that was
bobstringwood 1
Ha
CheerBaby97 9
Moral of the story: don't push on our heads because it's annoying as ****.
BJA_fml 4
Girls don't like their heads pushed down, you asshole!
EllyBear__ 11
YDI for trying to choke the imaginary girl. How bout I jam some salami down your throat, see how much you like it.