Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
I bet that's not the kind of head you were hoping for.
Catdragon 40
wow that sucks. sorry op. I am known to punch in my sleep and have woken myself up punching my nightstand.
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Comments (41)
CoGhostRider 31
I bet that's not the kind of head you were hoping for.
anarxx 1
Best ******* comment ever
FrontRowSquad 8
That was supposed to be my top comment. you stole it
CoGhostRider 31
#32 "you're not just normal stupid, you're a new advanced stupid".
Trinidad727 9
It's the thought that counts! Now get some ice on that thing.
Markovski 18
Shit happens :/ she didn't mean to.
whateves997 19
Xoxoxo
Catdragon 40
wow that sucks. sorry op. I am known to punch in my sleep and have woken myself up punching my nightstand.
ana_lee_bonde 17
I woke myself up last month from kicking in my sleep, i never would have known i had been doing that if i hadnt woken up.
Brandi_Faith 34
I hope you sleep alone 5. That would really suck for the person that slept with you!
FrontRowSquad 8
At least she gave you head
apineapple 40
Not the type of head he was looking for.
FrontRowSquad 8
#28 you're not just normal stupid you're a new advanced stupid
Rozeyyy 25
6 stop being an idiot...28 Said exactly what 1 said but in different words... shame you're such a rude asshole
thebigj44 4
Was she dreaming about that Jimmy Neutron episode where they went back in time and the dinosaur head butted the diamond?
thatguynamedsky 32
out of all the headbutting incidents to happen thats the one you chose?
Hauclir 14
Never be the romantic! Everyone gets hurt.
nickaa827 13
lol wut
CandyPewPewPew 29
Lady Gaga: Oh man! It wasn't such a bad romance!
CoGhostRider 31
#8 Did you learn that from what you did in your profile picture?
abbyade 21
It's all for love. I hope all your teeth are intact.
SubparAtBest 23
Get destroyed scrub.